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Topics: Kim Kardashian

Monday, 16 January 2012

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"It's Not True"

The Kardishian train wreck continues to churn and burn. The fame-chasing rear end family is now dealing with low life claims that they have become "poison ivy in the reality industry," with the Daily Post recently reporting that ratings for the family's TV franchise has taken a sky diving dip. Circulation at Us Yearly , Maiden Monthly and Girl's A'Hoy Weekly slammed into the ground as sales slump 18 percent.

Kimmie was recently replaced as the face of Skechers by a French ostrich, although the likeness in uncanny.  Now comes word that a pivotal scene in the last episode of Kourtney and Kimmie Do New York was completely staged and falsified to the unsuspecting.

Kimmie and her make-over high fashion mom were caught red-handed wearing their sleek butt hugging outfits during a scene, which supposedly took place during a trip to Dubai in October.  H'mmmmmm!

Here's the scoop: The paps snapped the twosome leaving Carla's Corsets in Los Angeles in early December with the same damn painted on butt hugging outfits .  OMG don't they know this is a cardinal sin in Hollywood ?

According to Reality Take Two:  "Does Kimmie's  painted on butt hugging  outfit look familiar? It should because Kimmie is sporting the same exact painted on butt hugging outfit, same hairstyle, and same makeup as she did in a scene that aired on KYTV last Sunday which according to ET2! was filmed in Dubai.  Oh My Lord!"

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