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Tuesday, 3 January 2012

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Demi says that she got so excited watching Zac up on the movie screen that she almost spilled her popcorn.

BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Lovato was recently talking to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue as she sat in his Haven of Hair Salon getting her hair trimmed.

She told Fondue that over the Christmas holidays she and her little sister had gone to see the new movie New Year's Eve and that she really enjoyed it.

She said that she has always been a fan of Ashton Kutcher, Jon Bon Jovi, and Halle Berry, but she said that the star of the show who caught her eye was Zac Efron.

Demi stated that from the first time he appeared on the screen she got so excited that she almost spilled her popcorn. Luckily for her, her little sister managed to catch the popcorn bag before it hit the floor.

Lovato later called up her best friend Selena Gomez and told her about the movie and that it had been quite some time before she had felt a crush on any guy.

She confessed that just thinking about him had caused her to feel bottle rockets, Roman candles, and scrambling comets going off just below her belly button.

Demi remarked that she was even jealous of Michelle Pfeiffer who had a lot of scenes with Zac including an extremely intimate French kissing scene filmed in the parking lot of a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos, and which reportedly took 17 takes before Zac got it right.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Zac, ever the sly one later confessed that he would have taken more takes but his stomach started growling quite loudly and the microphone was picking it up.]

Selena told Demi that she will talk to Justin (Bieber) about getting Zac's phone number so that the four can go out to the Santa Monica Pier, a Lakers game, or just go parking and make out up by the Hollywood sign.

In other news. GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann says she is starting to worry a little bit about Rick Santorum who recently told Piers Morgan that Michele wears women's underwear.

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