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Tuesday, 3 January 2012

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Cat Deeley has more blonde hair than just about any celebrity in Hollywood. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

LOS ANGELES - Cat Deeley, the host of the reality show So You Think You Can Dance was recently spotted having a nice quiet dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills.

The 5-foot-9-inch tall reality show host was asked by Fuchsia Garfunkel of The Cucamonga Chit-Chat Chronicle if the rumor, which apparently started in La Brea, about her and Kobe Bryant is true.

Deeley had no idea what rumor Miss Garfunkel was making reference to especially since lately there have been about three rumors circulating throughout about her.

Garfunkel stated that an unnamed, reliable source had told a reporter for the supermarket tabloid Say What? that Cat Deeley was one of the 105 women that Vanessa Bryant's private investigator has stated was involved with her husband Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant during their ten year marriage.

Deeley shook her large expanse of blonde hair and replied that not only is that rumor a bunch of rubbish but that she has never seen Mr. Bryant except in an old McDonald's commercial and an old 7-Up commercial before that mess he got himself into in Colorado back in 2003.

Cat also pointed out that she does not like the sports types and leans more towards men who are actors, singers, or jugglers.

She smiled as she brushed her huge expanse of blonde hair and said that there is no way in the world that Kobe would have ever even gotten to first base with her much less hit a home run or scored a touchdown.

FOOTNOTE: Cat also took the time to deny two other rampant rumors. One, her landing strip is not red. And two she has not signed to star in Bandini Borrapelli's epic The Vuvuzela Suckers of Zimbabwe.

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