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Saturday, 31 December 2011

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The title of the Gomez, Lovato, Crow, & Ryniewicz album is "Four Young Queens." (Photo by Paula Abdul).

LOS ANGELES - Even though the two youngest members of this year's X-Factor were both eliminated Rachel Crow, 13, and Drew Ryniewicz, 14, are extremely happy.

Both have been informed that Simon Cowell's production company 19th Hole Productions has signed the two X-Factor cast-offs to record an album with none other that Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.

According to Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight Simon Cowell felt so bad about really messing things up for Drew that he decided that he had to do something and do something quick in order to keep her from becoming any more traumatized than she already was.

Cowell wanted to point out that the lawsuit which Drew's parents had filed against him had absolutely nothing to do with his decision.

He also noted that the rumor that the extremely heartbroken and devastated Rachel (Crow) was going to have to go in for therapeutic counseling was not totally true.

He did verify that "Little Crow" as he calls Rachel was in fact extremely heartbroken and devastated but not to the point of where she was going to be needing to see a therapist on a regular basis.

Meanwhile the rumors that Nicole Scherzinger was having to see a therapist as well as a tear specialist have thus far not been substantiated.

When Miss Swizzle spoke with Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato about recording with the two X-Factor cuties, both artists said that it was going to be fun and that they had already talked about having a slumber party at Selena's mansion in the Hollywood Hills.

The album will have a Valentine's Day theme and will include songs written by such noted writers as Kara DioGuardi, Neil Sedaka, Britney Spears, Paul McCartney, Ke$ha, Ozzy Osbourne, and believe it or not even one by Vice-President Joe Biden titled "Cupid's Got Me All A Quiver."

The album should be released one week before Valentine's Day and will also be available for purchase at www.fouryoungqueens.wow

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