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Tuesday, 27 December 2011

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Mel Givson's ex-wife has been awarded half his $850 million fortune in their final divorce settlement, according to Trudy Worthington of the 'Hollywood Now Reporter'.

The actor is now officially a hard core cussing and very unhappy single man after his almost 30-year marriage to Roblyn More - mother of his brood of seven - was officially ended at a Los Angeles court.

The super huge payout is the biggest ever divorce settlements in Hollywood history.
Poor old Mel didn't have a prenup agreement and Roblyn happily skipped away  with everything he earned during their rocky marriage and she is also entitled to a whopping 50 per cent of his future film earnings.  Wow! Wow! Wow!

We asked Robyn to tell us how it feels to be divorced,  "OMG its totally fabulous, I have two, imagine two Malibu homes worth an estimated $22.5 million alone, cars, boats, planes - you name it - all mine  - a shit-load of stuff.  I filed for a legal separation from 'Mad Max Mel' in April 2009 citing "irreconcilable differences" as a reason for ending our dismal and hopeless marriage and I feel like a tit warrior ," smirked Roblyn.  

"Judge Sulkner, is overseeing a litany of Mel's court cases against former sloe eyed and pouty lipped Russian girlfriend Oksanka Graboreiva (another big money winner too) after he completed anger management and domestic violence counselling he was required to undertake," says Trudy.

 "One  might say Mel is certainly being totally sucked dry these days," a close confidant told Trudy.  Mel is truly this seasons gift that keeps on giving.

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