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Tuesday, 20 December 2011

New Jersey, NJ--Real music fans were saddened to hear that Jon Bon Jovi is still alive. It seems it was just a internet hoax of the talentless wonders death.

"I woke-up and heard the great news, Jon Bon Jovi died, but it was not to be. I can still dream of a world without the horrible music of Jon Bon Jovi, can't I?" Ted Nugent told the Spoof.

There was a sense of relief, though short lived, by many fans of good music when they heard that Jon Bon Jovi was gone.

"I felt a new sense of purpose when I heard Jon Bon Jovi was dead. Music sounded better, food tasted better and the birds seemed to be signing again." Jim Reed, a local musician, said.

Jon Bon Jovi didn't seem alarmed that music fans were rejoicing at his death, and posted a picture a picture of himself today, to prove that he is still alive.

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