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Friday, 9 December 2011

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Madonna showing that she has decided to let her underarm hair grow out. (Photo by Anderson Cooper).

NEW YORK CITY - Nicki Minaj tweeted that she kissed a girl and she liked it. The girl is actually a woman formerly known as Madonna.

Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight stated that the rap singer, who just turned 29, said that she has been kissed hundreds of times but she has never felt the tingling sensuality that she felt when Madonna put her lips to her's.

Minaj was asked if there was any tongue involved. She smiled and did her best Trigger nod imitation.

Nicki said that the amazing kiss occurred when the two were shooting the video to her new song "Give Me All Your Love."

Swizzle said that the original script called for the 53-year-old Madonna to simply cup Minaj's right breast with her right hand while she placed her left hand on Nicki's extremely ample badonkadonk (ass).

But Madonna, as she has been known to do, just could not resist the soft, nubile, succulent lips of a much younger woman and as the cheerleaders say she did a lip lock sis boom bahhhhh! on Miss Minaj.

Minaj was so surprised that she almost dropped her microphone. Madonna simply smiled and said that on a scale of 1 to 10, the kiss was a 10.2.

In related news. Britney Spears, who Madonna French kissed on the MTV Music Video Award Show in 2003, was asked to comment on Madonna and Nicki Minaj's mouth-to-mouth kiss and Britney smiled and simply asked "Nicki Minaj and who?"

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