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Thursday, 24 November 2011

image for Mariah Yeater now pins Justin Bieber Baby on Erik Gustafson

There has been a storm of controversy surrounding Justin Bieber lately as Mariah Yeater has filed a paternity lawsuit against the teen heart throb and boyfriend of teen sensation Selena Gomez. At the Republican CNN debate Newt Gingrich out of compassion for the situation in which she is in promised amnesty to Selena Gomez if he is elected President of the United States.

Justin Bieber submitted to a paternity test to prove that he is not the father but Mariah Yeater's legal team claimed that he cheated because the proper protocols were not in place, the Marquis of Queensbury rules were not followed. Apparently Justin Bieber failed to use a Dixie Cup.

Meanwhile Mariah Yeater has now had a change of heart. This is a woman's perogative. Mitt Romney has been called a flip flopper for changing his mind but let those among you who have not changed your mind or later regretted your decision at the track cast the first stone. According to Mariah Yeater now the father of her baby is none other than Erik Gustafson. Here you can watch the 32 second Erik Gustafson video Erik Gustafson

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