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Thursday, 17 November 2011

image for Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen At The Opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
The robotic baby born to Bella Swan (K-Stew) and Edward Cullen (RPattz).

VENICE BEACH - The two stars of the hit television series The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spotted standing in line at the opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 at The Big Kahuna Movie Theater Complex in Venice Beach.

Dobrev, dressed in Daisy Duke short shorts and a Los Angeles Dodgers baseball shirt, was overheard telling Somerhalder that she was still thrilled at having been invited to attend a pre-movie opening party at Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach house The Vampire Villa.

Ian remarked that it was fantastic getting to meet most all of the Twilight cast including RPattz, K-Stew, Tay-Tay, Jack-Rath, and Boo Boo.

Somerhalder was wearing a black T-shirt with white lettering that read, "Okay, So How About An NBA Fan Lockout Huh?

He was soon approached by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo Ty Tickler who asked if the two had set a date yet.

"A date for what?" Ian asked as he held Nina's hand while they stood in line.

Tickler replied "A date for your Rice Day."

Ian looked puzzled. "Tickler, dude I know you were born in America because you told me three weeks ago, so what is it with this Rice Day thing?"

"Your wedding day, Ian...your wedding day bro."

Nina jumped in and asked Tickler what he had heard.

He shrugged his shoulders and said that he had not heard a thing about it.

Nina said then that's it right there. We have not even discussed it. Right now Ian and I are just having way too much fun doing all kinds of things including and not limited to mattress bumping, vavavooming, and vo-di-oh-doe-ing.

In a non-related story. Kelly Osbourne and Kelly Clarkson have both denied that they were approached to replace the retiring Regis Philbin on Live With Regis and Kelly with the new show to be called, 'Live With Kelly, and Kelly, and Kelly.'

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