Written by Jaggedone
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

image for Porno infiltrators attack Facebook and they didn't even peep!
Facebook favourites, how rude!!!!!!

Facebook, the friendly chat and contact internet service have been attacked by cyber porno infiltrators attempting to get their rather naughty messages across (the crutch mainly).

The owners of Facebook were appalled at this vile attack of lovely naked grunting, screaming, horny people doing it in every position possible and their favourite was soixante-neuf (69er, qui, qui) and second was doggy style, but they swear they didn't peep once.

As soon as they became aware of the porno hack-attack, 5 to 10 hours later, they implemented their fire walls and anti virus programmes to rid Facebook of the beastly goings on so happy go lucky kids and "normal" people could continue the joyful spreading of their boring daily routines further.

One Facebook participant, a Nun, was so shocked at seeing a rather thick-lipped, blonde buxom babe sucking on some dude's huge ding-dong that she fainted after watching it for 10 minutes. The rest of the Holy Sisters, blushing, continued to look until the Head Nun walked in and confiscated the lap top. She then retired to her private quarters and several grunts could be heard between the thick walls.

Facebook have apologised to their millions of participants and advised them all to surf over to www.bigtits.web if they ga-ga for more. A site which they also own!

Make Jaggedone's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 plus 1?

7 10 4 14

Go to top