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Monday, 14 November 2011

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A picture taken at Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy's wedding. (Photo courtesy of Larry King).

LOS ANGELES - The Epitome Network has just announced that they will soon begin filming a new reality show about famous males whose wives filed for divorce.

The show titled Celebrity Guys Who Did Not Want To Get Divorced is the brain child of Dancing With The Stars Producer Bernadette Penderlicki.

Ms. Penderlicki said that she first got the idea for the show while she was watching Kris Humphries being interviewed by Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-a-Vis.

She remarked that she really felt bad as she watched Humphries go on about how much he truly cared for Kim even though she had told him that she would not be returning his $2 million wedding ring.

Penderlicki has never been married, but she has dated some high profile Hollywood males such as Steven "Lips" Tyler, Nick "The Candlestick" Cannon, and most recently Maksim "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Chmerkovskiy.

She told Dakota that she called up her good friend Ryan Seacrest and he put her in contact with Marc Anthony who was dumped by Jennifer "The Tush" Lopez, and Jim Carrey who was dumped by Jenny "Monster Tits" McCarthy.

J.Lo reportedly filed for divorce from Anthony because, as he put it, she wanted to be free to go out and date left and right without having to give him the personal details, facts, and numbers.

Carrey was divorced by Jenny McCarthy who just had way too many raging female hormones and who admitted that she just had one fantastically erotic body and as a result she had to pretty much make everything about her 24/7.

Celebrity Guys Who Did Not Want To Get Divorced will premier in early December and will be hosted by Jesse James, the former Mr. Sandra Bullock who himself knows a little bit about getting divorced although in his case Jesse "The Walking Wiener" James deserved it.

In a non-related story. Jay Leno of 'The Tonight Show' has stated that he has fined the member of his writing staff who wrote the joke about Herman Cain fathering Oprah Winfrey's baby which she reportedly named Watusi Pepperoni Cain.

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