Embarrassed beyond belief Lindsay Lohan's vagina has called it quits. "First it was the whole I'm a virgin bullshit then it was the public displays flashing, flashing, flashing and now it' the prospect of some big bull bike dyke having her way with me, I just can't take it anymore". Said Lindsay's vagina in a one on one interview.
The last straw came when Lindsay allegedly tried to get into a Leonardo DiCaprio party celebrating the release of his new movie, J Edgar. According to party goers Lindsay made a spectacle of herself trying to get into the party and some say she made it extremely uncomfortable for the party as a whole. Lindsay argued at length with security dropping names saying I must see Leo.
Well her vagina just lost it when Lindsay after gaining access to the party insisted that Leo and Clint Eastwood take a picture with her. That was it, her vagina just busted out saying, "I can't take it any more, this bitch is crazy, I QUIT!!"
With that Lindsay's vagina stormed out of the room screaming obscenities at the top of her lips.
Party goers were stunned and amazed at this turn of events. Most have never seen a obscenity screaming disembodied vagina slip and slime it's way out of a room and quit it's job before.
It is feared that there may be law suits because most of the crowd had never see a snail trail before and this came to that and people were sliding all over the place unable to find solid footing in their Jimmy Choo's and Manolo Blanc's. Many fell in the process trying to find their footing and some had to be examined by paramedics.
No serious injuries were reported but there were many bruises and abrasions attributed to the slippery, slimmed floor.
As of this writing Lindsay and her vagina have not been reunited.
From Sunset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollywood Ca 90028
"The President inserted a cigar into Ms Lewinsky's vagina, then put the cigar in his mouth and said: "It tastes good"