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Wednesday, 2 November 2011

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David Arquette donated a pair of his dancing shoes to Bruno Tonioli who collects dancing shoes. (Photo by Carson Kressley).

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most popular celebrities to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, David Arquette found himself, along with legal maven Nancy "Graceless" Grace in the "Bottom Two."

And when Host Tom Bergeron announced that the celebrity going home was David Arquette the audience exploded in a round of boos that had not been heard since GOPrincess Ann Coulter made her famous "Get A Job Folks" smack dab in the middle of Harlem.

Even Nancy Grace was embarrassed as she buried her face in the chest of her partner Tristan McManus.

As David was talking to Bergeron he apologized that his magic trick which he said was to have involved 16 white doves did not occur since someone backstage had misplaced the dove cages.

Nancy Grace was asked about the misplaced dove cages after the show and she said that she is allergic to white doves so she knows nothing about it.

She suggested that they talk to "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Maksim Chmerkovskiy who does not try to hide the fact that he hates birds, especially ostriches, flamingos, and hummingbirds.

Co-Host Brooke Burke Charvet asked the ever-so-bubbly Arquette what he would be taking with him from the show. David grinned as he looked into the camera and replied, "200,000 bucks baby, that's what I will be taking from the show."

He then stated he was just kidding and said that he wanted to thank the fans, his family, his fellow contestants, President Obama, the tiny country of Luxembourg, and the judges, even Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman who is so mean that he would most probably even insult Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.

SIDENOTE: David revealed backstage that he plans to star with Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Aniston in Martello Pellagrini's film The Vile Vampires of Vancouver Get Their Asses Kicked By The Occupy Wall Street Protesters.

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