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Saturday, 29 October 2011

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X-Factors Johnny Robinson confounded the critics Saturday with a stunning rendition of the jazz classic - It's That Old Devil Called Love Again.

Johnny, regarded by many as a makeweight who'd get voted out in the first week, has slaughtered the critics in two consecutive weeks with covers of The Darkness and Alison Moyet classics.

Insiders say that Tulisa out of N Dubz was even considering turning gay, if it would help her get closer to The Spoof's pet X-Factor project, Johnny.

Not everybody was blown away by Johnny's performance though.

Preston Seersucker of Hog Jaw, Arkansas opined:

"The guy's a goddammed fag. What's up with you freaky people?"

Spoof writers, Colonel Juan and Skoob, holding hands and gazing lovingly into one anothers eyes in a Chiswick garret (Although not in a gay way...allegedly) offered their wholehearted support to Johnny Robinson.

"The lad will be a star, nowt no surer," Skoob told reporters.

"He's already a bigger star than you'll ever be," Colonel Juan quipped. Before adding - "Just kidding."

"I've got your fucking number mate," Skoob retorted.

"What is it with you gay Limey bastards?" a terminally confused Preston Seersucker said from his Arkansas porch. "Where the hell did the goat go to? I been gittin' the urge lately...and ma sister's gone to the mall...guess the goat will have to do. Beats bangin' a woman with a flat shovel slapped face any day of the week. Know what I'm sayin'?"

Not exactly.

The world gets a little stranger every day.

Go Johnny Robinson. Those gay Brit guys at the Spoof love you baby!

More as we get it.

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