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Friday, 21 October 2011

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The Walla Walla city limits sign can be seen at the extreme far right.

WALLA WALLA, Washington - It appears that Jesse James may have gotten over his addiction to Kat Von D.

The much tattooed "Messy" Jesse was according to Woody Velcro of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres caught in the clutches of Amanda Knox parked on a farm-to-market road just south of the Walla Walla city limits.

Velcro said that James and Knox were parked in a late model BMW with license plates whose numbers closely resemble those of the numbers of Jesse's powder blue BMW which his ex-future wife Kat Von D had given him this past Valentine's Day.

James and Miss Knox were reportedly observed for about 15 minutes and during that time Jesse "Dick With Feet" James and his lady friend could clearly be seen engaged in the act of some major tonsil hockey.

The reporter for Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres would not reveal his source except to say that it is a very sensuously good looking blonde with the initials FTZ who works as a lap dancer at The North Pole Strip Club in Walla Walla.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Francine Trudy Zipplefecker.]

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