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Friday, 21 October 2011

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Lady Gaga performing at The White House dressed in an outfit made totally out feathers from egg-laying hens.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga flew from New York City to Tinsel Town to get some new ideas for her never-ending gallery of exotic costumes and outfits.

Gaga who has dressed up in everything from an ostrich egg to a piece of chicken fried steak was asked about the recent nude photographs of her that recently appeared on the Internet.

The popular singer whose latest hit song "Born This Way" has just been named by the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce as the greatest song ever written revealed to Coquette Eucalyptus of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette that she had not yet seen the pictures in question.

Miss Eucalyptus took her lap top and showed the 17 photos to Lady Gaga who gasped as she saw them.

She immediately said that the photos had been photoshopped. When asked how so, she replied that the nude photos clearly show that she has a landing strip and in actuality she is totally hairless in the 'down there' department.

Lady Gaga sensing a look of doubt on Coquette's face simply pulled down her yellow shorts and her pink bikini thong and showed the reporter that her crotch region was in fact as free of hair as Howie Mandel's head.

Lady Gaga told Miss Eucalyptus to be sure and let everyone know that she will be appearing in Boise, Idaho at a concert at The Mashed Potatoes Arena on Sunday, November 13, and then the next day she will be performing at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in Green River, Wyoming.

SIDENOTE: A portion of the proceeds from both concerts will go towards benefiting The Help Us Neuter The Bison Federation Coalition.

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