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Monday, 10 October 2011

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The view from George Clooney and Stacy Keibler's Puffy Taco Resort & Casino suite.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - George Clooney and the gorgeous woman in his life Stacy Keibler headed down to sunny old Mexico to get away from the hustle and bustle of Tinsel Town.

The good looking couple checked into the newly dedicated Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler.

The Puffy Taco is the most luxurious hotel in Cabo San Lucas and each of the hotel rooms has a state-of-the-art Olympic-sized jacuzzi that can accommodate from 10 to 12 adults depending on the individual weigh sizes.

The hotel brochure states that all of the Puffy Taco beds were imported from The Ooh La La Bed Factory in Paris France. The exquisite marble coffee tables were flown in from Facatativa, Colombia.

All of the hotel's carpeting comes from The Looms of Mohawk in Lisbon, Portugal and the drapes, which were all hand made, are from Drapes 'R' Us in Oslo, Norway.

While down at Cabo, Clooney and Keibler toured a piñata factory and were surprised to see piñatas of Sarah Palin, Ke$ha, Brett Favre, Joe Biden, and Malia Obama.

The good-looking couple also visited a fighting bull breeding ranch and got to witness one of the most prolific bulls in the entire Republic of Mexico "Senor El Chorizo" putting it to four cows within a 30 minute period.

According to the Bullfighting publication Olé Olé Olé Mundo (Olé Olé Olé World) "Senor El Chorizo" has fathered a total of 17,397 bulls. He is the happiest bull in the history of bulls and he even has his likeness printed on a 1,000 Mexican peso bill [which is worth $74.64 U.S.].

After the couple returned from The Senor El Chorizo Show, they were spotted by a fellow hotel guest planking on the Cabo San Lucas beach. When the guest identified as Millicent Bella Zigmeister, 71, of Beaver Lick, Kentucky approached the couple Clooney asked her if he could help her.

Zigmeister replied that she saw them lying perfectly still and just wanted to make sure that they were okay and that they had not been affected by the hot Cabo sun.

Keibler simply smiled as Clooney informed her that they were just doing a little bit of planking and admitted that both are big fans of the latest fad which is all the rage in the United States.

Zigmeister replied that she was from Kentucky and that she had never heard of planking.

Clooney gave her his autograph and told her to move on up the beach so that he and his stunningly sexy girlfriend could have some privacy just in case they wanted to get a bit of vavavooming in before dinner time.

Zigmeister gave him a puzzled look. She then asked, "Is that what we in Kentucky call pokin' the biscuit?"

Clooney smiled and replied "Egg-effen-sackly Milly."

In a non-related story. Walmart is recalling over 7,000 Mitt Romney Bobblehead Dolls after it was discovered that the doll's hair part was on the wrong side of its head.

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