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Sunday, 9 October 2011

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A decanter of Amanda Knox's favorite Italian wine Chianti Ruffino Riserva Ducale Oro.

CHICAGO - Amanda Knox owes around $4 million in legal fees and she has stated her intentions are to pay off the entire amount.

She was recently approached by Shania Warbocker, the editor of PlayGuy Magazine about appearing in a nude photo layout which will be shot by the world's highest paid photographer Picasso Mandolin.

Knox is reportedly very shy according to Italian prison guards, prison cooks, fellow prisoners, and the man who delivers the prison's bars of soap.

Reporter Woody Velcro with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres stated that he spoke to Miss Knox on the phone and asked her about her decision to pose for the men's magazine.

Knox informed him that she decided to go ahead and do the nude layout since as her attorney pointed out she is not getting any younger and she could start developing cellulite, stretch marks, and spider veins pretty soon.

Amanda was asked by Velcro how much she will be getting paid for appearing in PlayGuy and she refused to reveal the amount saying that it really was no one's business.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I made a phone call to my good friend Larry King but his wife said that he was nursing a very bad case of laryngitis and could not talk. I then called up Ryan Seacrest who has a tremendous amount of contacts and asked him if he knew how much Amanda Knox was receiving to pose nude in PlayGuy. Seacrest did not miss a beat and replied that the figure is $1.3 million.]

Velcro also spoke with the photographer who will be taking the magazine spread photos the highly-respected Picasso Mandolin.

Mandolin has photographed many of the world most beautiful women including Angelina Jolie, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Kate Middleton, and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. He has also photographed Sarah Palin.

The world famous photographer informed Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he plans on using an Italian background setting for the photo shoot which which occupy six pages of PlayGuy Magazine.

In the first group of photos, Mandolin plans on having Foxy Knoxy, as he calls her, laying on an Eggplant Parmesan-colored rug while she is holding a glass of her favorite Italian wine, Chianti Ruffino Riserva Ducale Oro in her left hand and a Luciano Pavarotti CD in her right hand.

In a second group of photos, Knox will be standing in front of a painting of noted Italian explorer Christopher Columbus while balancing a bottle of olive oil on the palm of her right hand.

And in a third group of photos, Mandolin will have her standing in front of two movie posters one of Sophia Loren and one of Gina Lollobrigida as she eats a plate of Fettuccine Alfredo while reading the book Painting Words With My Palette which was written by noted painter Leonard Da Vinci.

In other news. Mila Kunis has stated that she will be donating a portion of her salary which she received for starring in The Attack of The Naked Nocturnal Vampire Nymphos of Norway to Oslo Norway's Countess Verdalsora Fetsunborg Home For Unwed Mothers.

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