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Tuesday, 4 October 2011

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Tiddles takes a break from negotiations and takes questions from fans

Bolivian actor and former domestic house cat Tiddles has been approaced by MGM executives with a view to becoming the next James Bond, it was exclusively revealed yesterday.

Tiddles, who was deported recently in a mix up over immigration, currently plays suave superspy Juan Carlos in the Bolivian spy series Los Playboy del Catos, the English version of which will be shown on BBC 3 in November.

If contract negotiations prove successful, it is hoped that the new film, "You Only Say Meow Once" will start filming some time next year and become a regular feature of every Bank Holiday television schedule for the next forty years.

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