PROVENCE, France - Brad Pitt said that his cell phone has been ringing non-stop with calls from several entertainment media reporters whom he says he trusts.
One reporter Gazebo Serengeti with Bedroom Pillow Talk asked Brad how things were going with him and his seemingly 'hot-cold' relationship with his partner Angelina Jolie.
Pitt told Serengeti that lately things have been fine since she has not been off somewhere letting her imagination run wild and imagining that he is jumping on every skirt that comes along.
He smiled and said that it seems that for the past year, every time Angie would leave the house to go grocery shopping she would return with milk, bread, eggs, and another damn tattoo.
Serengeti asked Pitt what Jolie's latest one was. He laughed and said that it was a cartoon caricature of Sponge Bob Square Pants French kissing Dora The Explorer.
Brad said he hates it but all six kids think that it is the funniest thing that they have seen since that GOPicky Magazine cover that showed Michele Bachmann with a very pronounced moustache, that crazed banshee look in her eyes, and the wine-stained red collar on her Walmart clearance bin dress.
Pitt was then asked about the recent dozen or so photos of Jolie which have been floating around on the Internet which show Angie out in a serene forest totally naked.
Brad took a sip of his Escargot Margarita, grinned, and replied that he had no idea at all how the 12 photos had gotten on the Internet.
He did note that as of yesterday the pictures had been viewed a little over 2.9 million times. Brad smiled and said that it has certainly not hurt the sale of Angie's new book which has just come out titled My Illustriously Illustrated Life With Brad Pitt and Our Half Dozen Little Ones - The Story of Angelina Jolie In Her Own Wondrously Wonderful Words.
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