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Tuesday, 20 September 2011

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FuFi Fondue's personal hair dryer, The Ferrari Deluxe XX7, valued at $28,000.

BEVERLY HILLS - Jada Pinkett-Smith recently visited FuFi Fondue's Hair of Haven Beauty Salon located on Rodeo Drive.

Jada went in to have some highlights put in her hair since she had received a Hair Salon Experience Package valued at $440 for her 40th birthday from someone whose name she refused to mention.

Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors reported that she learned from an employee in the Smith household that the birthday gift certificate had been given to her on her birthday September 18, and that it was from Marc Anthony, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Jennifer "La Tush" Lopez.

Pinkett-Smith, who is noted for her bushy eyebrows is still very upset at the fact that her television show HawthoRNe was cancelled after three seasons.

Miss Rangoon asked her if the show was cancelled because of all of the extra-curricular shenanigans that had been going on behind the scenes.

Jada became very upset and told Rangoon that she did not like her making insinuations about her personal life and especially since she was indirectly referring to her HawthoRNe co-star Marc Anthony.

Rangoon replied that she did not have to make any indirect insinuations since it was a fact that everyone from the Left Coast to the Right Coast knows that her and Marc's series love scenes were actually more realistic that the love scenes between most of the viewers who watched the show.

In fact, one viewer, identified as Franzannie Q. Liplidge of Waterloo, Iowa wrote the shows producer and told him that she has been married for 38 years, has six children, and thirteen grandchildren and her husband has never done some of the intimate things to her that Anthony's character did to Jada's character.

Mrs. Liplidge went on to say that she thinks that the reason the show was cancelled was because of the fact that too many of the shows characters were shown drinking, smoking, and doing some belly bumping every chance they got and the shows patients were even worse than the doctors and nurses.

Miss Rangoon then asked Jada Pinkett-Smith about the rumor that she was pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. Jada exploded. She turned light purple and told Rangoon that there is no way she could possibly get pregnant because any time that she has ever been with Marc in private she has always kept her underwear on.

Noted Hollywood Director Intaglio Enricolini has said that he plans on casting both Jada Pinkett-Smith and Marc Anthony is his next film titled, 'The Misadventures of The Sadistic Zombie and The Belligerent Bushy-Eyebrowed Vampire.'

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