Funny story:  "Snakes on a train" movie to begin production

"Snakes on a train" movie to begin production

It's one more clear indication that Hollywood is running out of ideas for movies, with another very similar film to one we have already seen is in production. Mutual film company confirmed that "Snakes on a train" will begin production next month...
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Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus' Ex-Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth Spotted At Venice Beach

VENICE BEACH, California - The LaLaLand Daily is reporting that Taylor Swift was spotted on Venice Beach with Liam Hemsworth the ex-boyfriend of the Princess of Twerking Miley Cyrus. Swift and Hemsworth were reportedly holding hands as they walked...
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Mel Gibson and Jeff Ross to star in Lethal Weapon 5

Silver Studios today announced that there would be a fifth film in the Lethal Weapon franchise. Mel Gibson was confirmed to be coming back as Martin Riggs, a bad arse cop who is known for getting under people's skin. Gibson who has been shunn...
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Funny story:  Two and A Half Men Announces That Malia and Sasha Obama Will Be Appearing On The Show

Two and A Half Men Announces That Malia and Sasha Obama Will Be Appearing On The Show

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for the CBS sitcom Two and A Half Men has just informed the Hollywood Press that the show will have the nation's first kiddoes appear in an upcoming episode. The White House has confirmed that Malia and Sasha Obama will...
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Funny story:  Relative Success of Movie Noah Sparks Hollywood Interest In Other Bible-based Movies Completely Devoid of Biblical Accuracy

Relative Success of Movie Noah Sparks Hollywood Interest In Other Bible-based Movies Completely Devoid of Biblical Accuracy

With the relative success of the recently-released movie 'Noah', staring Russell Crowe, there is buzz in Hollywood of making additional feature-length motion pictures based on Bible stories that are (almost) completely devoid of the events of the act...
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Katy Perry Disses Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry was sitting at The Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight asking herself how in the world she could have fallen for that low-life, snake in the grass John Mayer and three times to boot. Th...
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Zac Efron Is Going Shirtless Everywhere!

Zac Efron ripping his shirt off at public events, like the MTV Awards, is not so rare an event according to ZMT. The sexy star was seen the day after the MTV Awards at the Leatherpride Festival in Akron OH. The shirtless hunk was strutting his s...
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Funny story:  The Sexy and Sultry Sofia Vergara Woos Then Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

The Sexy and Sultry Sofia Vergara Woos Then Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Sofia Vergara, the star of the hit sitcom Modern Family flew down to Mexico to get away from the hustle and bustle of Tinsel Town. From the minute her plane landed at The General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport and she...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,


 
Funny story:  Khloe Kardashian Bashes Angelina Jolie

Khloe Kardashian Bashes Angelina Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - Khloe Kardashian has been through quite a bit the past year and a half what with getting canned from Simon Cowell's X-Factor and then having to put up with the sexcapades of her skirt-chasing husband Lamar Odom; whom she has since divorce...
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Funny story:  INS: Bieber to be Deported

INS: Bieber to be Deported

After two months of debate, the White House in conjunction with the INS has issued a deportation notice to "music" star Justin Bieber following his recent legal troubles. The Canadian-born Bieber, 19, was arrested January 23rd, 2014 for DUI, drag...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Has A Case of the Ass!

Kim Kardashian Has A Case of the Ass!

Kim Kardashian says she has a case of the ass about ever flying anywhere again! "I get singled out every time I take a flight anywhere so I am staying on the ground with cars and buses and trains." Ms. Kardashian stated that every time an airpl...
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Funny story:  Ricky Gervais - Just Call Me Ricky

Ricky Gervais - Just Call Me Ricky

As the lift doors slide open in the lobby of a London hotel, a short, comical looking figure steps incongruously into a Mêlée of designer-suited businessmen, shakers and movers, deal-makers and well, generally important people. Head down and weari...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber was in New York visiting the Statue of Liberty. He said that as a young boy growing up in Canada he always dreamed of seeing the big old gal. As he was touring the statue's head he was asked by a reporter how he was f...
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Funny story:  Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monica Lewinsky traveled to the nation's capitol to visit an old high school friend who is working as a White House intern. Lewinsky, considered to be the most famous White House intern in history, spoke with Durango Tucker of N...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having drinks with some friends at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge when she suddenly got the urge to stand up and twerk one of the patrons who was sitting at the next table. The unidentified twerkee was having a great tim...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson says that she now wishes that the salary she received for starring in the beach television show Baywatch had been much more than it was. Anderson, who is 46, told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has...
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