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Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip
Who got to Gronk?
When the chips at Las Vegas casinos were ready to throw themselves at Gronk, he has bailed out of that trip to Hedonism.
Wiser heads may have told the overgrown man-child it was time to learn that the Promised Land was not out...
Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Shill, Penney, & Rubin Talent had explored every possible avenue to help put their latest child actress into the celebrity spotlight; but veteran actress Angelia Jolie finally presented them with something they hadn't even con...
Taylor Swift Wins 8 Billboard Music Awards
LAS VEGAS - Millions of viewers watched as Taylor Swift cleaned up at the Billboard Music Awards at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Sin City, USA.
Taylor won a total of 8 awards including Top Female Artist, Top Country Artist, Top Country Album, Top...
Justin Bieber Shocked At Being Booed By The Billboard Music Awards Audience
LAS VEGAS - The little singer from north of the border, Justin Bieber, received a rude awakening when he was booed by the Billboard Music Awards audience.
The event which was held at The MGM Grand Garden Arena was viewed by millions of television...
Ochocinco Down for the Count
Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo
Flopsy LeBron Plays Goliath on TV
Kanye West Tells Kim Kardashian To Stop Gaining Weight, Already!
Jolie breasts vow comeback after split
Angelina Jolie's breasts, removed in a double mastectomy when the American actress tried to beat the threat of cancer, have vowed to remain in the film industry despite the painful break-up last week. Both breasts claimed to have been inundated with...
Kid Rock Attacks Lip Syncers - Britney Spears Tells Him To Mind His Own Damn Business
LAS VEGAS - Kid Rock, who at times acts like he could be Gary Busey's long lost twin, offended a lot of singers at the Billboard Music Awards with his remark about lip syncing.
Rocky, as Joan "The Moan" Rivers calls him, sarcastically said that he...
Cruz leaves one church for another
Little known bit-part actor Tom Cruz, it was learned today, has given up Scientology, and has spent two weeks in Salt Lake City in prayer and meditation, and is going on a two year mission, for the Mormon Church in Detroit, Michigan. His partner in D...
Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing
VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart the star of The Twilight Saga series was in Venice Beach shopping for a new pair of sunglasses.
She was asked if she has gotten over being dumped by her ex-boyfriend fellow Twilight Saga star Rob Pattinson.
Stewar...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
Justin Bieber Named America's Most Confused Celebrity
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - The highly reputable Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company which is headquartered in Kalamazoo, Michigan, has just named its 2013 Most Confused Celebrity.
And this year's winner is Justin Bieber, who barely beat out Lindsay Lo...
American Idol Bombshell - All 4 Judges Are Being Fired!
LOS ANGELES - The executives of American Idol have just dropped the biggest bombshell in the show's 12 seasons on the air.
A highly placed inside source who said that his name was Ahab stated that he overheard the show's producers talking about th...
Katy Perry Confesses She Has A Crush On Andy Dick
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Katy Perry is still reeling from the fact that she was unceremoniously dumped by boyfriend John Mayer.
Katy told iRumors writer Vodka Vermicelli that Johnny is the biggest two-faced jerk in all of Tinsel Town.
She said that h...
Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!
LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Police Department is reporting that Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic patient #73013 was making plans to escape from the rehab facility.
Officer W.K. Ruskinriggins with the LAPD said that he was called to the rehab...
There's Trouble Looming In The Prince William - Kate Middleton Marriage
NEW YORK CITY - Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue is reporting that there appears to be some problems in the fairy tale marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge.
Wasabi spoke with a correspondent with Engl...
Dancing With The Stars Says So Long To Soap Opera Star Ingo Rademacher
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to 4 celebrity contestants as soap opera star Ingo Rademacher was voted off the show.
Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli said that he really hated to see the hunky actor go.
Rademacher and his dance pa...
Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo
VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor.
The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.
Freaks, Geeks, & Rajon Rondo
We've heard tell there is a three-toed sloth out there, but the most amazing creature from the blogosphere is now the legendary six-fingered Rondo.
According to various reports, Celtics Rajon Rondo (often thought to have extraterrestrial powers) a...
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