Banana, the world famous computer manufacturer, have revealed a new product today, to the great excitement of their adoring fans.
The product, called the "iPad" is a departure from their usual business line - computers for thick people, tiny music players and shiny but functionless phones.
The "iPad" is absorbent, comfortable and will please women everywhere. It's the world first internet-enabled tampon.
Company chief, Steve Blobs, said, "This is the must-have product for women in 2010 - because I say so. Now, whether you're running along a beach, cooking food, doing housework or any other womanly things, your honeypot will have full access to the internet while it bleeds for a week."
"This is going to cause a revolution in vaginatory computing."
And he also promised that this would not be the last genital-related product Banana would release. There were hints that one future Banana product may be an iAlbert.