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Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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The iPad, discrete with no visible pantyline

Banana, the world famous computer manufacturer, have revealed a new product today, to the great excitement of their adoring fans.

The product, called the "iPad" is a departure from their usual business line - computers for thick people, tiny music players and shiny but functionless phones.

The "iPad" is absorbent, comfortable and will please women everywhere. It's the world first internet-enabled tampon.

Company chief, Steve Blobs, said, "This is the must-have product for women in 2010 - because I say so. Now, whether you're running along a beach, cooking food, doing housework or any other womanly things, your honeypot will have full access to the internet while it bleeds for a week."

"This is going to cause a revolution in vaginatory computing."

And he also promised that this would not be the last genital-related product Banana would release. There were hints that one future Banana product may be an iAlbert.

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