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Thursday, 7 January 2010

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"The cream Filling" is so yummy" say women everywhere

The company famous for making chocolates in the shape of celebrities is at work fast and furious producing their latest delicacy. "This will be our biggest seller yet" boasts Thomas Sweet, President of Famous Chocolates Inc.

Taking advantage of the Tiger Woods dilemma, FAMOUS CHOCOLATES has fashioned golf balls out of pure chocolate and named their product "TIGER'S BALLS".

The company president is pleased with this new product since "it was the easiest one yet to produce" he boasts, "since we already had a golf ball mold in use for many years".

Company executive Bob "nuts" Townsend added, "This was just a product waiting to happen".

The production of "Tiger's Chocolate Balls" have far exceeded the expectations of revenue and will give investors a jump in profits for quite a long time said the company treasurer Jaime Grubber.

It is reported that many of the FAMOUS CHOCOLATES outlets throughout the United States are placing orders that are far exceeding the production and back orders are piling up,

Company executives are smiling with glee and are working on a new slogan for their new product to boost sales even more.

"Every woman wants to bite into one of Tiger's CHOCOLATE Balls".

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