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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

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Kerry's new home in Wilmslowdottor, Iceland

Singer, TV presenter, show host, author, journalist, adverturer, explorer, professor, MENSA Queen, writer, socialite and bon-viveur Kerry Katona, who was discovered behaving badly, but sadly not with either Martin Clunes, Neil Morrissey or Lesley Ash, has been dropped by Iceland.

The er, entertainer, er, had been fronting a series of advertisements for a popular grocery chain on television and in newspapers, when a tabloid newspaper caught her doing something really naughty that might have even involved mirrors, straws and white powder of the non-baking variety.

A spokeseskimo from the popular grocery chain said they felt it inappropriate for Miss Katatonic to continue representing them if she was to continue to act so naughty at the same time.

She was taken to her local airport and placed on an Icelandair flight and dropped on Grímsey, off Iceland's northern coast, to recover from her ordeal. Some of the tabloids had reported she was being dropped by Norway at a town called Kragero.

Ms Katatonic's mother was said to be very fraught when she asked her grandchildren where he mummy had gone. They all replied "Mummy's gone to Iceland", but when she failed to return 24 hours later, Granny Katona became rather concerned.

It is understood that all the white stuff on the ground in Iceland has Miss Katona a little confused, and there are fears that she might get frostbite of the nasal cavity.

The members of her former pop group Atomic Kitten are said to be still singing out of tune.

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