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Saturday, 1 August 2009

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Everybody knows that Scotland's National Drink is whisky, but in Scotland there is a drink that is referred to as Scotland's other national drink a soft drink called Iron Bru.

If you go anywhere in the world the top selling soft drink is cola but only in Scotland Iron Bru is the top selling soft drink but that is about to change because the makers of Iron Bru have changed the recipe and Iron Bru drinkers are outraged.

John Stewart of Glasgow said "They advertise Iron Bru as made from girders they said it was fizzy and phenomenal but now its shit and the lighter colour makes it look like piss and its not going down to well with other Iron Bru drinkers I have spoke to."

John explained that he and his family usually buy ten bottles of Iron Bru a day but if the makers don't change the recipe back they are going to stop buying it all together.

It seems that life long Iron Bru fanatics are not going to buy this stuff they still have the cheek to call Iron Bru.

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