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Topics: Michael Jackson

Saturday, 27 June 2009

image for Micheal Jackson's was worth f**k all when he died
They even have to sell off his iconic shoes!

Trouble in the Micheal Jackson camp as his financial advisors struggle to come to terms with the fact that the superstar weirdo was worth fuck all.

The family have been scrounging from Jackson's own security staff in order to find enough cash to pay for a coffin and his other funeral expenses.

Dick Van Dyke was accosted in the street by Tito Jackson and Micheal's fucking crazy psychic sister LaToya.

A Hollywood reporter said that he had filmed Tito 'shaking down' the Mary Poppins actor while laToya rifled through his pockets for spare change.

Cheap vegan bastard Paul McCartney has told the family to fuck off coming near him for any money becasue he's too busy spending it on himself and his monstrous popcorn habit.

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