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Friday, 6 March 2009

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These two make Ponzi scam artiste Bernard Madoff look like an Nobel economics laureate

UN HQ, NYC - (Whodahelldoweblameforthisfrickin'mess? Mess): The Bush/Blair global economy years were named at an emergency UN Security Council session as the ultimate Ponzi scam.

The Council was shown NATO transcripts of Hellfire Club/American Bonesmen's Iraq war blueprints from 1993 revealing a ten year campaign to strip Saddam of his fabulous oil wealth.

"The rest is hystery," NATO's special envoy to the UN told delegates.

"Gorging the masses with a never ending credit smokescreen has made Bernard Madoff look like a Nobel economics laureate."

Cherie Blair's British Virgin Islands offshore bank accounts are stuffed with Enron bribes.

Expect a political bloodbath during the Cheltenham Festival meeting next week.

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