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Topics: Donald Trump, Casino

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

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Lady Luck has turned against the notorious slickover artiste

Atlantic Shitty - (Les jeux sont faits! Mess): Donald Trump's eponymous gaming empire has gone bust after the follically-challenged slickover artiste defaulted on a $40 million Bernard Madoff Ponzi scam hedgefund loan.

He borrowed the money last year to shore up strip poker debts that had previously been put down to 'business expenses' in his casinos' balance sheets.

Trump, 69, stands to lose the Trump Taj Mahal, the Trump Plaza and the Trump Marina casino hotels as well the fledgeling Scottish venture the Trump Loch Ness Monster Golden Nugget Blackjack Emporium.

The mogul ran out of $$$s last November following a string of disastrous debts including a McCain/Palin landslide victory.

Ivana Trump is six foot five.

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