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Wednesday, 28 January 2009

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Was 'The Baltic Barracuda's bagman Bernie Madoff Ponzi scam lynchpin?

London - (Ponzi Scam Mess): Alaska Governor Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin has been fingered as the mystery cyber-clue to a 'massive' $600 million London Stock Exchange fraud.

This connects her to Off-the-Wall-Street Ponzi scam artist Bernie Madoff and the Israeli 'intelligence' service after an ex-Mossad operative was busted along with five accomplices in Spain this morning over the Langbar investments scam.

The former GOP wannabe Veep Palin is now looking like more than a serendipitous cyber-link to the Monte Carlo-based entrepreneur (sic) Mariusz Rybak - also known as the Baltic Barracuda - whose enitre Langbar Stock Exchange scam gang is now in police custody.

UK Fraud Squad johnnies have commented that they think Rybak (Polish for 'fisherman'/'phisher') hired the ex-Mossad operative as his bagman because he had previously been Bernard Madoff's FBI 'eyes and ears'.

Madoff, 69, is out on $10 million bail and has been spotted in Manhattan wearing his George W Bush Xmas present - a hand-me-down official White House bullet proof vest.

John McCain is on a ventilator.

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