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Thursday, 6 November 2008

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Famous for being one of Nevada's hottest and legal brothels, the Bunny Ranch announced that it will expand on its current "menu" of services to include things more in tune with the needs of today's personal service market.

Following business and stock market trends seen at the end of 2008, the Bunny Ranch management saw an opportunity to blend pleasures of the flesh with another service hot on the minds of these same business professionals; New Job Search. While an increasing number of salesmen, bankers, engineers and I.T. professionals are looking for work but also looking for a first class romp in the sack, the girls of the Bunny Ranch will be offering career counseling and job search advice in addition to delivery of their primary list of services.


New Menu Items Include:
Rub, Tug and Resume Review $495
Shag with Sales Seminar $700
Suck, Spank and Skill Assessment $950
Two Girl Party and Interview Prep $1250

"We're hoping to provide the type of services that satisfy multiple needs of the client", Bunny Ranch marketing director, Cleatus Messup says. "When it comes to career counseling and sexual favors, our girls are more than happy to go both ways."

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