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Topics: Tall, Strange

Friday, 31 October 2008

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One time, he came to work in his PJs

The new maintenance guy at the Sharron Corporation in Buffalo, NY has "something wrong with him" according to several of the people in the word processing unit.

Tammi Bricke, a long time employee, said that the guy "keeps talking about Tori Spelling, like he knows her or something" and was carrying an empty raisin bran box the other day "for no reason at all."

Supervisor Lloyd Hessier explained that the tall guy "asked me the other day if I liked bologna, since I was eating a bologna sandwich, then went into this big thing about the different brands of bologna available in different parts of the country" Hessier added that he didn't even know there were that many brands. "I never even heard of "Homestyle" brand, which I guess they sell in Michigan or somewhere."

Hessier concluded that the whole thing was kind of weird.

Hessier's manager Ed Loggen, who was responsible for the hiring of the tall guy, admitted that "he's a little loopy, but he's basically OK" and that he was a much stronger candidate than either "the guy with the Elton John glasses" or "the guy who looked like Hitler."

Loggen explained that he really tried to hire "the guy with the flat head" but that he had already accepted another position.

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