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Tuesday, 30 September 2008

image for Home Depot to sell Adult toys.
There's the right tool for every project.

It's more than nuts and screws - Home Depot Inc, has announced today it's intention to open sales and service to an Adult Toy product line. In keeping with the building and home products diversification, room is being created in aisles and sections in many stores for the Adult line of products.

The now familiar, Home Depot corporate orange colored cellophane, discreetly covers the plum rose rubberized Corpus spongiosum, in a neatly stacked and organized bin. Rows of bright orange latex vulvas with optional anuses all parsected into size, depth, and weight. Whips, lubricants, butt plugs, 'how to DVDs', vibrators, (both solar powered and interchangeable battery variety), blow up dolls, all priced and labeled and presented.

Associate, "Lance", as noted from his be medaled vest, said this, "It just makes sense, we do sell, screws, nuts, planking, all manner of plumbing and routing material, hand tools, these are just more items to satisfy consumer needs for those 'honey do' projects. I like to think it's that must have accessory for someone's tool belt."

In conjunction with this developing line of product, Home Depot will be emphasizing the company slogan. "You can do it. We can help."

In a perhaps related development, Sears Roebuck has announced a new "Craftsman" product line. Pumping their 'stand behind' guarantee of various Craftsman strap on products and their 'softer side of Sears' woman product line.

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