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Saturday, 6 September 2008

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Dildos:Al has a handle on this Global Energy Problem

Perennial Democratic Poster Boy Al Gore announced today he would be the worldwide spokesperson for the new solar powered dildo marketed under the "MEAN GREEN MACHINE " label and sold in K-Mart under the Martha Stewart line of household implements.

Gore, famous for his global warming theories and the invention of the internet, came out of semi-retirement to make the announcement. In keeping with his dooms day theories, he said it was high time for the invention, noting that the disposal of mercury laden batteries from conventional dildos was contaminating landfills through out the world, and the plug in varieties were stealing vital energy sources from heterosexuals having normal, regular sex, like he and his wife, Tipper.

The life like members, available in various sizes, but all GREEN in color, recharge in only 15 minutes when placed on a flat surface within 9" of a sun lit window,or if you live in the Shetland Isles, 30 minutes when rubbed vigorously with both hands, much in the manner of a boy scout rubbing sticks together to start a small blaze which sometimes gets out of control.

"it's the Coming thing,"he said, "ideal for the home, RV, or the occasional camping trip, and it doesn't use up any of our energy resources."

Gore said the device was test marketed in San Francisco, Key West , Provincetown, Ma., and in the Congressional ladies restroom with enthusiastic acceptance. "The best thing about it is that it is gender friendly, meaning completely bi-sexual, something that fits handily in our party platform and a symbol of what we Democrats are today."

(ed. note: did he really say that?)

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