Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): Internet spread betting giant Aintgottaprayer.con has diversified into the lucrative necrology sector after rival website Youvebeenleftbehind.con announced a new service for Christians that sends emails to atheist and agnostic friends and relatives after they have died.
"It's gotta be one hullva scam, of course," the betting site's CEO said today, "specially the part about letting your next of kin know your password to the 'Pearly Gates', hehe. But what the hell!"
Aintgottaprayer.con's business development Veep has stressed that refinements in the service will offer superior features to that of Youvebeenleftbehind.con.
"Basically we'll be filtering all the heavenly junkmail on a gratis basis including all those pesky penis, er...halo! extension operation ads that are the bane of customers' lives, and maybe deaths."
Youvebeenleftbehind.con. was started this year by Cape Cod fishmonger wacko Mark Heard.
He says he the nod when God told him there was plenty of $$$s to be made from believers "who otherwise would not be able to send their online gambling passwords to their spouses if The Rapture suddenly took them".
The new service will be online from next week.