Googleplex Mountain View Calif. - Google the search giant based in Mountain View California merged with Sunnyvale California-based Yahoo. The announcement shocked the whole business world several times for the unprecedented move of Yahoo and Google.
It was just yesterday that Microsoft dubbed as the "giant software" courted Yahoo. Steve Ballmer the shining head in Microsoft was brought to the nearest hospital after he suffered an epileptic seizure after he learned of the information.
The newly formed entity Yagle (pronounced as YaGul) from the combined name Yahoo and Google, is estimated to be worth many times than that of Microsoft's assets.
Stock prices rose sky high both for Google and Yahoo prior to the merge, while Microsoft has been left only with a penny.
Yagle announced that new upgrades would soon be implemented with its online services, Jerry Yang the head of the newly created "services department" says "You will expect that all of our services will become much more better and we will double the happiness," in a Chinese accent.
Tuesday, 20 May 2008
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