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Sunday, 25 April 2004

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"What's that you say about my cow?"

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Phone sex operators for 1-800-GIRLY conducted a "sit in" protest today at the head office on their employer Dialaporn.com

"They have outsourced our jobs to India, now when you dial up, you get a curry-eating Hindu, that can barely speak English. Our old customers are complaining", one operator commented.

A gentleman customer wrote a letter to the company stating, "She said she wanted to talk 'duty' to me; I think she meant "dirty" but something was lost in the translation. It's hard to visualize a "hottie" in a sari. The whole conversation was a big turn-off".

Operators on the other end of the controversy have also, voiced concerns. One Hindu operator quit after a customer said he was going to do "bad things to my cow", she reported. Cows are considered sacred to Hindu's in India and for a lady to interfere with a cow is highly erotic to Hindu men.

Officials from the on-line porn company could not be reached for comment, and there is no end to the dispute in site. "Verbal filth needs to stay in this country where it belongs. Everyone knows America does tacky porn better than anybody", one protester proclaimed.

Susan Allen-Rosario
Everett, Washington

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