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Topics: Paris Hilton, Art

Wednesday, 27 June 2007

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How much for the ink blotter?

Beverly Hilton (Celebrity Juice) - Besotted Arab Sheik Ali Omar Barber Sheriff has offered to buy the prison sketch that Paris Hilton sent to TMZ's.com Harvey Levin for $100,000.

The drawing, a self-portrait of Hilton at a pay phone inside the jail, features Paris in her orange jump suite with an incredibly accurate depiction of the fearless hitster looking stunned as "Larry King Live" is on the television in the background. But then, she has "no hands." Not even to pick up the 'pay' phone. Or is it Paris has never seen a pay phone before?

"I'm willing to discuss a lifetime supply of free gas (petrol)," Levin said, "otherwise, you ain't gonna see this in no bohemians (sic) holiday tent. Or for that matter, on eBay."

Whether Levin is being coy or not remains to be seen. After all, a hundred grand is a hundred grand, and he is probably paid peanuts for the "work" he does.

But it looks like Levin is going for the gas, and who can blame him? What we will be paying for gas in the future is anyone's guess.

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