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Topics: Britney Spears

Sunday, 18 February 2007

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Hair today, gone tomorrow

Britney Spears just signed a multi million dollar deal with Bic Razor. Before the ink dried on that deal offers came pouring in for other product tie ins.

In a press release today Britney said, If I knew shaving my head would get this much attention I'd have done it years ago.

Yes, the advertising world has been set on it's ear by Britney's new look, she's fielding offers left and right, some of the ideas coming her way are.


  • AFW Bowling Alleys, they want to turn Britney's head into a bowling ball that announces the up coming Pro Bowlers Tour.
  • Brunswick Pool Tables, they want to super her face onto a cue ball, she will promote the trick shot tournament to air on Wide World of Sports.
  • Stetson Cowboy Hats, They want Britney on a horse wearing one of their hats, the concept is, Stetson's so comfortable it becomes your hair.
  • ASPCA, Save the endangered species, Britney the Bald Eagle.


This is the tip of the iceberg for Ms Spears it's estimated shaving her head could turn into as much
as 100 million dollars over the long term.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 17 2007

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