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Friday, 30 August 2013

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FedEx and Pizza Hut are planning on merging and becoming FedPizza. (Photo courtesy of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie).

NEW YORK CITY - In what could possibly be one of the most profitable mergers in recent history, representatives for FedEx and Pizza Hut are having dialogue concerning a possible merger.

Emma Violet Chimski, 43, a board of directors member with Pizza Hut told the news media that a merger between the delivery corporation and the pizza company makes perfect sense and will certainly benefit everyone concerned.

Ms. Chimski noted that employees of both companies are very excited and executives have already reached an agreement on the new corporate name which would be FedPizza.

A FedEx spokesperson noted that the nationwide package delivery company will still deliver packages but pizza orders will of course take priority.

One very important positive point is the fact that all FedEx drivers are extremely well trained and they already know every address on their assigned routes.

SIDENOTE: The merger will have to be approved by President Obama, but both companies know that the president will sign off on the merger since the Obama family will be offered free pizzas for life.

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