TRENTON-New Jersey officials have confirmed that Donald Trump's Hair University is under investigation for false claims and overcharging students for worthless information. Today's announcement follows New York's lawsuit against Trump for similar false claims for his Trump Real Estate University. A spokesman for the New Jersey attorney general's office said, "We take our hair pretty seriously here in Jersey, pal. Whaddya lookin' at, huh?"
The New Jersey investigation centers on Trump Hair University's high tuition of $50,000 per student and course work that left students ill-prepared for a career in the high profile arena of executive hair care.
Many students claim they were promised lectures and personal meet-and-greet sessions with The Donald. Mr. Trump was apparently not present at any of the university courses, though each classroom was decorated with a minimum of a dozen pictures of the handsome billionaire.
Former students have told reporters that they never learned the secret to Mr. Trump's amazing hairstyle or his true-to-life hair color. Trump says only that his hair is responsible for most of his success in life, besides having a millionaire father and using bankruptcy courts when prudent.