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Monday, 18 February 2013

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CEO's of the worlds cruise lines announced their cooperation with a newly empowered regulatory agency.

"Maritime law and international waters have made a regulatory agency nearly impossible to form. That is why the top cruise lines have agreed to give our full cooperation to a single mutually agreed upon entity. From now on customers of Sweetheart, BigTop and Highness cruise lines can check with online review sites" said BigTop cruise lines CEO and Ringmaster Mark Borello. "Before booking your next vacation feel free to check our ratings online."

Many consumers have already celebrated the new system of regulatory oversight and written reviews, often times even awarding stars after their experiences.

One customer we spoke to said "Well this is great its really going to address the issues of cruise-ship management. And that's a relief! You cant just get a giant city sized ship and sail around the world.. with other people! My god what kind of a thing to do is that?"

The most popular review reads: "Sweetheart cruise lines made my dream vacation come true. This was a great experience! Easy passage from my home-port and no nosy security team, made this trip much more affordable than a divorce in my home country." writes Wesley Chapel, a convicted murderer with a 5 star reviewer rating.

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