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Wednesday, 6 February 2013

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In a shock revelation, Iranian President Avadmedinnerdad has revealed that he will allow his "country" (read 14th Century confederation of warring factions) to sell their controlling interest in the well-known aircraft modelling firm, Airfix.

"We will not tolerate the continuing ridicule of our glorious armed forces as they try to shoehoern ever-tinier lard-arsed Tom Cruise lookalikes into our latest stealth fighter, the Quaher 313.

The fault - and the insult to Iran - lies with the pernicious British, who connived so that we bought Airfix - and then never passed on the detailed drawings and specifications of the aircraft that any reasonable extremist fixated on dramatic intervention in the South Wiltshire stealth fighter challenge 2013 would expect routinely to be supplied.

Where we are now is here!" President Avadmedinnerdad ejaculated - "And when we are is just over there!"

The Quaher 313 is now available on TerroristBay for $23.99 ($45 Cashback if you enter code GITMO at checkout.

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