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Monday, 24 September 2012

Following the release of the iPhone 5, the eyes of the world have turned their gaze back towards Cupertino, California and asked, "Oi! Apple! What else you got?"

The rumour mill is abuzz with reports of the technology giant's intention to release yet another new iPhone, which sources estimate could be announced within the next week.

Dubbed the, 'iPhoneHome,' the new handset features an unlimited battery life and a tether, which allows it to connect directly to your home broadband connection, meaning you never have to worry about how many G's of data your phone is using.

An insider told us that Apple expect the iPhoneHome to revolutionise mobile telephone technology; say goodbye to lost phones enjoy the freedom of not having to scramble around in your pocket or handbag. Simply leave your iPhoneHome on a side table, or mount it to a wall, and you too can harness the power of a mobile anywhere in your house.

Apple have big plans for the iPhoneHome, hoping that, within a few years, every home in Britain will contain one of the handsets, with some homes having several spread out throughout key rooms in the home. There are even whispers of public iPhoneHomes, contained in small booths, being installed all over city centres, in a bid to bring this new revolution to the masses.

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