Funny story:  Steve Davis scores a maximum with Hazel

Steve Davis scores a maximum with Hazel

The recent World Snooker Championships held at the Crucible, Sheffield were electrifying for all who saw it, with Mark Selby being crowned champion for 2014 after an epic duel with "the Rocket" Ronnie O'Sullivan. However it's what happened "off t...
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Funny story:  Strapped for cash billionaire hedge fund manager hocks a few Picassos, etc, to Goldman Sux

Strapped for cash billionaire hedge fund manager hocks a few Picassos, etc, to Goldman Sux

Off-The-Wall Street, NYC - One of the artworks is believed to be the insanely rare and wildly expensive El Greco rendition of Christ Throwing The Money Lenders From The Temple according to Plumeberg Artworld news reports today. The painting is sai...
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Funny story:  Godzilla Supports Gay Marriage

Godzilla Supports Gay Marriage

Superstar Godzilla recently sat down with Starpower's Lisa Lenard and when she asked him about gay marriage a pretty chill Godzilla says he totally supports it. "Look, I'm the last guy that should be denying anyone anything. I mean, when I come...
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Funny story:  Dog-Cat Species Change Now a Reality

Dog-Cat Species Change Now a Reality

San Francisco (STT News) 'Rover', a 2-year-old mixed breed dog in the small village of Twangings, Califonia, will soon be the first canine to undergo species surgery to become a cat. The owner recently won a lawsuit that allows animals to be what the...
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Funny story:  Bellaire PD Hires Crash Test Dummies After Cops Hurt In Collision With Each Other

Bellaire PD Hires Crash Test Dummies After Cops Hurt In Collision With Each Other

SAFETY TOWN, BELLAIRE, OHIO -- A beleaguered and whiplashed Bellaire Police Department has sworn in a group of veteran crash test dummies as fill-ins after two officers on the already short-handed force were hurt in a slapstick rear-end collision wit...
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Funny story:  Man with Minus Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Points on Spoof demands a Recount

Man with Minus Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Points on Spoof demands a Recount

"Admittedly I wrote most of it while drunk but expected so much more. Perhaps an IKEA voucher for those meatballs". "Our journalists are very important to us" said the online tabloid "It keeps punters clicking on adverts for shoes and stuff." "But why am I not already taking cocaine off the smalls of super models' backs, like those sacked Barclays people I just wrote about last time? I mea...
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Funny story:  Barclays to Cut Ten Trillion Jobs

Barclays to Cut Ten Trillion Jobs

As of next year, the Barclays Eagle will be flying lower than Buddy Holly. Sources close to the Board (two mixed-gender prostitutes and a man who peddles blood diamonds from the back of a three-wheeler bike) revealed: "First to go will be the back...
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Funny story:  World To Go On Hunger Strike Over Breivik's Living Conditions

World To Go On Hunger Strike Over Breivik's Living Conditions

62% of the world's population has signed an e-petition stating they will go on hunger strike until mass murderer Anders Breivik is put under specific living conditions. The e-petition states that Breivik must share a cell with a Nigerian rapist, a...
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Funny story:  Alcohol In Danger Of Helping You Enjoy Life

Alcohol In Danger Of Helping You Enjoy Life

An extensive study has revealed that people who drink on a weekly or fortnightly basis with friends are in serious danger of enjoying their lives. Contrary to popular belief that alcohol just leads to health problems, fights and contracting STDs f...
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Funny story:  Confident Dick Connects UK and Korea

Confident Dick Connects UK and Korea

The secret weapon behind the new Great Britain-North Korea trade act is none other than former Olympic high jump specialist Dick Fosbury. Talks had been stalling between the two countries for months and an agreement then seemed to arrive out of th...
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Funny story:  Fox News Greta Van Susteran Overpowers Comedy Central's Jon Stewart

Fox News Greta Van Susteran Overpowers Comedy Central's Jon Stewart

Los Angeles, CA Member of the Church of Scamatology and Fox News commentator Greta Van Susteran revealed to Comedy Central's Jon Stewart that "two wrongs don't make a right." This was revealed to Greta via her super-powers that she has gained from...
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Funny story:  Boko Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau Steps Down After Latest Kidnapping Scandal - Thanks To #'s and Twitter

Boko Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau Steps Down After Latest Kidnapping Scandal - Thanks To #'s and Twitter

Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over yet another kidnapping scandal, embattled Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau has promised to step down from his position as head of the terrorist group, amid all the outcry in Western social...
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Funny story:  Kayne and Kim's baby has "reverse zoolander syndrome."

Kayne and Kim's baby has "reverse zoolander syndrome."

In a bizarre revelation, it was um, revealed today that the baby of Rap Baron Kayne West and former porn star Kim Kardashian has been diagnosed with "Reverse Zoolander Syndrome." A distort Kim carried her baby who is named "North West" accompanied...
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Funny story:  Islamic extremists kidnap 40 packets of chicken noodle soup from university dorm

Islamic extremists kidnap 40 packets of chicken noodle soup from university dorm

In a undisclosed university somewhere on the North American Contingent, tragedy has struck a small frat house. A Pakistani student with links to Al Qaeda has returned to his homeland to take up arms and fight for the Taliban. The student departed sev...
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Funny story:  A Convenient Untruth?

A Convenient Untruth?

The Police are once again up against it. Following a heroic stand calming people intent on revenge during the riots in Birmingham by a father who had just lost his son to rioters, the Police mishandling of the episode led to the acquittal of those th...
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Funny story:  Satan endorses Adam Laxalt over Ross Miller

Satan endorses Adam Laxalt over Ross Miller

Satan made the decision to insert himself into the important race for Nevada Attorney General by endorsing Adam Laxalt over Secretary of State Ross Miller. "This race is so important to me because everybody in Nevada knows how I helped orchestrate...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama Debuts New College Degree Plan at Rutgers: Professional Vacationer

Michelle Obama Debuts New College Degree Plan at Rutgers: Professional Vacationer

New Brunswick, NJ - Smiling, and without a care in the world, FLOTUS showed up at Rutgers University today to unveil a brand new academic program she is credited with creating, in conjunction with the Board of Regents, that should be a hit with t...
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