Funny story:  The Polar Express by Chris van Allsburg

The Polar Express by Chris van Allsburg

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. One minute I was overjoyed that the little boy was heading to see Santa Claus then the next I was saddened by the fact that the poor kid lived in a crappy house, for me it was an emotional roller coaster. For this reader it became the Bipolar Express. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley Man makes a monster. Monster has bolts in his neck, big shoes and looks l...
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Funny story:  Book Review - Where The Heart Is  by Billie Letts

Book Review - Where The Heart Is by Billie Letts

I can answer that very easily, and without writing a novel about it. The heart lies within the thorax in the body. This location is called the mediastinum. The heart is about the size of your fist and is located substernal, center thoracic, superior to the stomach with the apex on the left. If you are going to write a novel, then do some research please. Word of warning. If you are a...
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Funny story:  Book Review - A Thousand Splendid Sons by Hosseini, Khaled

Book Review - A Thousand Splendid Sons by Hosseini, Khaled

Silly me! I thought this book was about a sperm donor who discovered that he had fathered 1000 splendid SONS!! Anyway, I read it and I enjoyed it, but if anyone thinks that they can write about a man, a sperm donor, who fathers 1000 sons, who are all splendid then let me know and I will help write it. However, if Vince Vaughn is reading this then I do not need your help nor assistance. J...
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Funny story:  Leader of Russia's Upper House sports weird alien image popping out of dress

Leader of Russia's Upper House sports weird alien image popping out of dress

Moscow, Russia - Televised coverage of an outbreak of Russian realpolitik today saw a bizarre 'alien face' pop out of the folds of a blue silk dress worn by Valentina Matviyenko, Leader of Russia's Upper House, the Lublianka. Terrified Ukrainian...
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Funny story:  Book Review - Bridget Jones Diary by Helen Fielding

Book Review - Bridget Jones Diary by Helen Fielding

Basically chubby girl ends up getting shagged by two blokes, quite plausible if you have ever lived in London and seen some some of the chubby yet oddly pretty girls that hang around Kings Cross. Anyway, the book, a little more lighthearted than Anne Frank's effort, so points for that. Not a good book to take on tour with your rugby team chums. The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: A Complete...
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Funny story:  Book Review - Shutter Island by Dennis Lehanne

Book Review - Shutter Island by Dennis Lehanne

A man, who looks like Leonardo Dicaprio, goes to a lunatic asylum and encounters other people, who all look like famous actors and actresses, which is odd to say the least, he is then either mad himself or someone is playing a terrible April's fools joke on him. You, the reader, decide. Lady Bird Johnson: An Oral History by Michael Gillette She invented oral? Wow! I did not know that! Or...
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Funny story:  Albertsons buys Safeways

Albertsons buys Safeways

NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK -- As more states move to legalize "medical marijuana" use, Albertsons will purchase Safeway in an attempt to "take on" Walmart, and the two supermarket chains will compete as one against the world's largest retailer (yes, that wou...
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Funny story:  The Shakin' Stevens Phenomenon

The Shakin' Stevens Phenomenon

It seems that you can't walk five paces down the street in 2014 without seeing yet another Shakin' Stevens impersonator. In pubs, clubs and even jailhouses throughout the UK, people regularly hold events to dress up as and celebrate the hip-shaking denim-wearing crooner, and to many he truly is "The King of Rock and Roll". So how did Shakin' Stevens become the wonder of the UK? Superfan Stephen...
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Funny story:  Putin's daughter Yekaterina files for US  political asylum

Putin's daughter Yekaterina files for US political asylum

New York - Outed as the secret eminence grise behind notorious Russian protest band Pussy Riot President Vladimir Putin's younger daughter has fled her Kiev, Ukraine safe house on a one way ticket to the USA. Yekaterina Yemiddletona arrived at JF...
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Funny story:  History Strikes Back - Barnes Wallis' Answer for the Crimea

History Strikes Back - Barnes Wallis' Answer for the Crimea

Out of history often comes tales of those long dead returning to share visions and recalls of what was and may be. Here today, DeLisa ReNova of the BBC tells the story of her encounter with one of Britain's most famous innovators and heroes of WW2. A man who, in his time, helped change the course of world conflict... Ms. ReNova begins by explaining her job at the BBC, "I am, by most definitions...
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Funny story:  David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

David Cameron today revealed incredible plans to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies back into Britain so we can all 'take it easy'. The Prime Minister announced the plans from a chocolate river, built by poor people who had worked for no money...
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Funny story:  Polls show increased Respect for Republican Shamelessness

Polls show increased Respect for Republican Shamelessness

Dateline: WASHINGTON--Polls indicate that Republicans are more respected by Americans, as a result of their complicated response to Russian President Putin's invasion of Ukraine. Since George W. Bush's second term, polls revealed that Americans' r...
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Funny story:  Canadians urge Ukrainians to seek Peace through Dullness

Canadians urge Ukrainians to seek Peace through Dullness

Dateline: OTTAWA--Backed by a majority of Canadians, the Canadian government has passed a resolution urging Ukrainians to stop fighting and to handle their internal conflict by being more boring like, Canadians. Ukraine is split between ethnic Rus...
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Funny story:  Gov. Rick Perry Talks To Crimea Secessionist

Gov. Rick Perry Talks To Crimea Secessionist

Sergei Aksyonov, the leader of the Crimea effort to secede from the Urkraine, who was installed as prime minister of Crimea after armed men seized the Parliament building last week, has had several conversations with Governor Rick Perry of Texas.
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Funny story:  As The World Reels From the Ukraine,  Events Follow Elsewhere

As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

United Nations, NYC, NY (STT News) - In North Korea, Harmonic, Joyful and Heavenly Leader of All Living Things, Kim Jong-Un, announced that his nation can no longer stand by and allow Israel to threaten its borders from afar. As a signal of warning t...
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Funny story:  PBS bans 'upskirt' photos, closes Peeping Puppet loophole

PBS bans 'upskirt' photos, closes Peeping Puppet loophole

BOSTON, MA - Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) has finally banned puppets from secretly taking pictures or video under another person's clothing. PBS management drafted the policy, forbidding the practice, after Elmo was caught up-skirting Katy P...
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Funny story:  The Universe to Start Charging User Fees for Favors Granted

The Universe to Start Charging User Fees for Favors Granted

EVERYWHERE--In a blow to New Age enthusiasts worldwide, a spokesperson for the universe announced today that Mr. Universe would begin, in April, charging user fees whenever someone asks for a favor and is granted one. Said a spokesperson for the u...
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Funny story:  The Kardashians are even more revolting in real life

The Kardashians are even more revolting in real life

Hollywood was in uproar last night after a celebrity plastic surgeon accidentally revealed that the Kardashians have been sharing their fat. Dr Geoffrey Nipantuck from the Beverly Hills Institute of Veterinarians accidently emailed details of the sis...
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Funny story:  Are They Really Back in the USSR?

Are They Really Back in the USSR?

Last night on a rusting Soviet-era troop ship docked in the Strait of Kerch between Crimea and Russia, there was an unusual gathering. Former members of the Red Army's October Banner Choir, along with hundreds of ethnic Russian Ukrainians, joined...
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Funny story:  Unknown nose-picker picked for Eurovision

Unknown nose-picker picked for Eurovision

A virtually unknown man from the North was unveiled last night as Britain's Eurovision contestant. "His musical talent is not necessarily of the highest standard," said a BBC TV spokesman, "but he is likely to win viewers over by his unique style...
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Funny story:  Intelligence chiefs under fire for not noticing 'massive exercise' sooner

Intelligence chiefs under fire for not noticing 'massive exercise' sooner

Intelligence chiefs are said to be coming under heavy criticism for not providing timely warning of what was clearly a full-scale invasion in the Crimea. The head of the NSA is off the record in saying he was 'really quite irked' at the insensitivity...
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Funny story:  American Idol's Emily Piriz Going Back Home To The Plywood State (Florida)

American Idol's Emily Piriz Going Back Home To The Plywood State (Florida)

HOLLYWOOD - The three American Idol judges, Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick, Jr., all stated at the start of the elimination show that they are getting harsher with their critiques because the producers have told them they have to in o...
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Funny story:  The Alleged Rumors About Mariah Carey and Her Personal Trainer Are Spreading Like A Santa Ana Winds-Fed Wildfire

The Alleged Rumors About Mariah Carey and Her Personal Trainer Are Spreading Like A Santa Ana Winds-Fed Wildfire

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Left Coast rumor mills have been working 24/7 churning out tidbits regarding the Mariah Carey - Nick Cannon marriage. Some of the RM's are saying that the picnic is over. Others state that Nick The Stick, who is 33, is gettin...
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Funny story:  The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

BOULDER - It is no secret that since January 1, 2014, when the Marijuana Law went into effect in Colorado the state has seen a tremendous increase in happy people. When Governor John Hickenlooper signed the bill making it legal to buy and use pot...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - One of America's most infamous GOP political commentators Ann Coulter told GOPicky Magazine that she traveled to Venice Beach, California to get a Republican themed tattoo. "Trigger Face" Coulter, as Vice-President Joe B...
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Funny story:  Vice-President Joe Biden Says That The Story About Him and Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Is Positively False, False, False

Vice-President Joe Biden Says That The Story About Him and Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Is Positively False, False, False

TOPEKA, Kansas - Vice-President Joe Biden traveled to Topeka, Kansas to speak at a convention of The Retired Hay Stackers of Kansas. After talking to the estimated 217 retirees, he was asked by one of the press members about the rumor that he and...
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Funny story:  A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President

A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President

MILWAUKEE - Vareena May Pottpiffle, executive director for The Blue Haired Republican Women of Wisconsin has sent Sarah Palin a very strongly worded text message. Mrs. Pottpiffle told the woman known as "Snowflake" Palin to not even think about ru...
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Funny story:  Spain apologises for Gibraltar border delays  after EU compensation ruling

Spain apologises for Gibraltar border delays after EU compensation ruling

In an apparent U turn, Spanish Premier Mariano Rahoy apologised for ultra long border delays at the Gibraltar fromtier. After a ruling on compensation over the dispute, Spanish customs and exercise officials said that the checks would henceforth be p...
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Funny story:  Madonna Brags That She Has The Best Boy Toy In America

Madonna Brags That She Has The Best Boy Toy In America

NEW YORK CITY - Susan Sarandon is notorious for being involved in May-December relationships with much younger men. Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Stone, and Mariah Carey are also proud cougars. But Madonna, 55, has said that she has the best boy toy in t...
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Funny story:  30,000 year old virus revived - amoebas queuing up for flu jabs

30,000 year old virus revived - amoebas queuing up for flu jabs

Amoebas everywhere are suffering from headaches, aching pseudopodia and high temperatures due to the reckless revival of a virus which only attacks them. An amoebic physician, Dr. Daphnia Clostridium said this morning "We are all so pissed. We hav...
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Funny story:  A New York Attorney Is Suing Canada For Not Seeding The Clouds With Anti-Snow Pellets

A New York Attorney Is Suing Canada For Not Seeding The Clouds With Anti-Snow Pellets

NEW YORK CITY - Noted New York City attorney Orson Manicotti has just filed a lawsuit on behalf of 16 New York City residents. The lawsuit is based on the fact that the government of Canada was told by The United States Department of Weather that...
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Funny story:  Pope Francis Tells President Putin To Leave The Ukraine Alone

Pope Francis Tells President Putin To Leave The Ukraine Alone

VATICAN CITY - Reports coming out of the Vatican are that Pope Francis has had his fill of seeing the news day in and day out regarding Russia's intimidation of the Ukraine. A spokesperson for the Vatican, Polo Pizarro, stated that his holiness is...
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Funny story:  Katie Holmes Fires One Of Her Bodyguards

Katie Holmes Fires One Of Her Bodyguards

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the Big Apple is that Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes has fired one of her two bodyguards. According to a reliale inside source, Rocco Stampafelli, who has been Katie's bodyguard for over a year was let go. It seem...
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Funny story:  Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

LOS ANGELES - American Spotlight Magazine has just broke the story about members of an infamous Los Angeles gang fighting in Afghanistan against the Taliban. Fitzwater Ribicoff, with ASM said that he was told by a member of the El Lay Toros Bravos...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Are At Eat Others Throats Over Their Infamous Mouth-On-Mouth Kiss

Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Are At Eat Others Throats Over Their Infamous Mouth-On-Mouth Kiss

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Katy Perry needs to grow a pair (of nads not knockers) and stop acting like she's the Tinsel Town version of little Miss Snow White. Cyrus was referring to the notorious deep kiss that her...
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Funny story:  A Sinkhole In Beverly Hills Swallows Up A Rolls Royce, A Bentley, and A Lamborghini

A Sinkhole In Beverly Hills Swallows Up A Rolls Royce, A Bentley, and A Lamborghini

BEVERLY HILLS - Sinkholes do not only occur in Florida as residents of Pink Flamingo Drive in Beverly Hills have just found out. Beverly Hills resident Ibbie Dollardrift who is a Hollywood movie stuntwoman said that she was in bed at 3 am when all...
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Funny story:  Actor/Director White Guilt Wins 58th Oscar

Actor/Director White Guilt Wins 58th Oscar

LOS ANGELES At the 86th academy awards the big winner was again perennial favorite White Guilt who topped off his already storied career with his 58th Academy Award for his performance in 12 Years A Slave. Says Guilt, "It was amazing to be part o...
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Funny story:  Obama And Putin Now Great Friends

Obama And Putin Now Great Friends

As it looks like there may be a diplomatic solution to Russia's incursion into the Ukraine, Presidents Obama and Putin have had long telephone conversations trying to resolve the matter. Now, it turns out, that they have become great friends. Aid...
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