Funny story:  Crop circle circumcises Cerne Abbas Giant's dick

Crop circle circumcises Cerne Abbas Giant's dick

Cerne Abbas, Dorset - A crop circle has been blamed for emasculating the huge erect penis of a 180ft ancient Neolithic colossus known as the Cerne Abbas Dick. Uh, Giant. Carved into a Dorset chalk hillock over 10,000 years ago the club-wielding f...
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Funny story:  Parting Of Red Sea Like Dog's Back Leg In New Bible Film

Parting Of Red Sea Like Dog's Back Leg In New Bible Film

Director Didley Scott has made Moses go back and part the Red Sea properly over 100 times until the parting was neat and straight according to an inside source on the location of "Exodus Men and Gods" in Spain. Christian Banal, playing Moses, sai...
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Funny story:  For First Time, Hard Drive Crashes Surpasses Car Crashes in Washington DC

For First Time, Hard Drive Crashes Surpasses Car Crashes in Washington DC

Washington D.C. - An epidemic of hard drive crashes is sweeping this city and, for the first time in history, the number has exceeded the total number of car crashes that have occurred within the city limits since 2011. It is truly uncanny how man...
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Funny story:  Cop this!

Cop this!

In a last ditch attempt to totally wipe out Police credibility in the UK Scotland Yard is set to hire recruits with criminal convictions in a new drive to put 5,000 extra crooks on the street. Not any old crooks, but a large percentage of ethnic croo...
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Funny story:  Drunken Germans Celebrate World Cup Win By Invading Poland

Drunken Germans Celebrate World Cup Win By Invading Poland

HOFBRAUHAUS, MUNICH -- Germany continued its World Cup championship celebration Monday, as its highly intoxicated and blindly aggressive government ordered troops to invade Poland. "After a few dozen steins of Augustiner Maximator, we got a little...
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Funny story:  Lib Dems Sulking about Conservatives re-shuffle

Lib Dems Sulking about Conservatives re-shuffle

The Lib-Dems are Absolutely Not going to reshuffle themselves and give roles to more lady M.Ps in the government because the ladies are not present in great enough numbers to properly shuffle about, an exasperated spokesperson said this morning.
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Funny story:  Manhattan Island Sinks Beneath Hudson

Manhattan Island Sinks Beneath Hudson

Due to the increase in beverage and meal portion sizes in restaurants, there was a noticeable increase in water levels around the island of Manhattan. The locals were too busy eating their XTRA-LARGE beverages and Big Macs to notice that their isl...
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Funny story:  Truth Ring in Westminster

Truth Ring in Westminster

Claims that there has been a secret truth ring in Westminster has been made by backbench Conservative MP Beamish Bounderby. In an interview with the Guardian, he has claimed that a secret cabal of politicians has been telling the truth for decades, a...
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Funny story:  Protests in The Street.  Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Protests in The Street. Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Michael (God) Guv has been removed from the mayhem his abrupt confrontational style has caused, in order that the Prime Minister can start talking meaningfully with the country's teachers, education bosses and headmasters again. Crying in the stre...
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Funny story:  Duncan Disorderly - Physio Sangster's Antics Astound

Duncan Disorderly - Physio Sangster's Antics Astound

He put his left leg in, his left leg out, in out, in out and shaked it all about. Before the coach driver told him "You're not getting on my ruddy coach in that condition." This was not the first time that unconventional Forfar Athletic physio D...
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Funny story:  O.A.Pimps

O.A.Pimps

Ever since the dawn of time people/old people, have enjoyed/felt equally ashamed of, having intercourse. In a society were sex sells and tits are bitcoins, the new look is to have those double D moneybags swinging by your knees. In an exclusive undercover report, we managed to have a sit down with the head of 'Golden Wheelchair Escorting' and ask...why? The 'Golden Wheelchair Escorting' company...
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