Funny story:  The Moleturds Are Forced to Move...Again

The Moleturds Are Forced to Move...Again

"Is that brown stuff on the bathroom wall what I think it is?" That all came later. Let's just say we had to move again. It all started when I paid an innocent trick on my coworkers. You know. The old brownie joke that I thought they would think was funny but I guess it was too much. Especially for Big Lonzo all three hundred pounds..maybe 275 after the brownies. The result, I had to go tell...
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Funny story:  Electronics Giants to offer TV Screens With 3D, Smell, Transportation -- and Even Disaster -- in a Living Room Near You!

Electronics Giants to offer TV Screens With 3D, Smell, Transportation -- and Even Disaster -- in a Living Room Near You!

LAS VEGAS-Unconfirmed reports indicate that Samsung, Panasonic, Sony and LG, not content with just bringing out television screens which are 105-inches wide, are planning to add three-dimensional vision in the near future, along with smell, taste and...
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Funny story:  Electric Pineapple in Concert!

Electric Pineapple in Concert!

Ellie Mae James answered her cell phone as she layed into the horn on the aging camper behind several hundred cars jamming the roadway leading into the Armadillo Campgrounds. "Where in tarnation is that band of yers?!" yelled a voice. "They're stuck in traffic, there must be an accident or construction," complained Ellie. "Construction my foot! People have been driving in here all night l...
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Funny story:  Russian Christmas Day shambles as Detroit, Ecuador and Roman Abramovich all in the red owing $18bn apiece

Russian Christmas Day shambles as Detroit, Ecuador and Roman Abramovich all in the red owing $18bn apiece

New York - There will be meagre spoils in Comrade Santa's festive sacs this Russian Orthodox Christmas Day as a triple whammy of bankruptcy debts threatens to throttle three of the world's top Bolshevik outfits. First up is the People's Federal Re...
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Funny story:  Want to Buy Fake Likes? Bogus YouTube Comments? Tip Twitter? Try a Spider Monkey's Ingenuity!

Want to Buy Fake Likes? Bogus YouTube Comments? Tip Twitter? Try a Spider Monkey's Ingenuity!

Monkey Business Corporation, a computer-based operative based on Port-au-Prince in the Caribbean Islands, is the home of a brand new IT dynamo which acts as a stalwart spin-doctoring entity for bogus celebrities, up-and-coming confidence men, and fra...
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Funny story:  En Fuego Knocking on the Champions League Door

En Fuego Knocking on the Champions League Door

En Fuego just released a statement that they signed one of the hottest free agents on the soccer market. The details of the contract are not disclosed but it is certain that with this addition of Serbian Pele of modern era they will be one of the top...
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Funny story:  President Issues "Credible Threat" of Nation Being Attacked

President Issues "Credible Threat" of Nation Being Attacked

The President told Americans in a press conference today that there was a "Credible Threat" that the United States could suffer a sudden attack from any one of several countries. "I don't know how we got everybody so upset with us but according to...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong-un satirists insist uncle as dog food story came from legitimate source

Kim Jong-un satirists insist uncle as dog food story came from legitimate source

Deep inside North Korea where no westerners live there is a cave which houses--entirely unsuspected by North Korean authorities--a strange person with long beard, rug cap, and laptop. This person, according to interviews with spokespersons of all...
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Funny story:  "Would Hillary Make A Good President?"  Man On Street Interview!

"Would Hillary Make A Good President?" Man On Street Interview!

We asked men and women on the street at random if they thought she would make a good president: Bill Fluharty: "I think Hillary would make a great President. She's got guts. Remember in Bosnia where she took out that machine gunner by turning her hair spray can into a bomb?" Janet Monet: "She's OK but would her mind be on our country or her husband chasing those Aids through the White Hous...
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Funny story:  Naked Man Stuns Crowd at U. of Louisville Basketball Game

Naked Man Stuns Crowd at U. of Louisville Basketball Game

The game was beginning to get boring with the World Champion Louisville Cardinals with a 32 point lead just after the half, against Transylvania College (in Lexington). But early in the second half things got interesting. A naked man suddenly ran...
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Funny story:  Electronic turkeys on sale in Walmart stores to help quit Christmas dinners

Electronic turkeys on sale in Walmart stores to help quit Christmas dinners

Buying "just one more" turkey because you know you will quit next week or slipping another turkey into your grocery basket at the superstore? Remarkably realistic electronic turkeys are now on sale to help with post-Christmas or Thanksgiving addi...
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Funny story:  Walmart Recalls Risky GE Food But Has More

Walmart Recalls Risky GE Food But Has More

NEW YORK - Wall-Mart Stores Inc. says it's considering taking legal action against "responsible parties" after DNA testing of Mrs. Jones Wall-Mart Cheddar Cheese showed traces of Pig's milk, the world's hottest Chile pepper --the Trinidad Moruga Scor...
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Funny story:  Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

LONDON - Mick Jagger, lead singer with The Rolling Stones recently spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine and hinted that the Rolling Stones are considering relocating to Colorado, the marijuana haven of the North American continent. Jagg...
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Funny story:  President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated on Russia's version of Meet The Press that he will no longer just sit idly by as North Korean leader Kim Jong Un makes all kind of missile threats. The Russian president said that one of his New Year's reso...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency has just announced that Kim Jong Un has made a Super Bowl prediction. The North Korean leader reportedly told his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman that he predicts that the Denver Bronc...
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Funny story:  The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The temperature at Lambeau Field was minus 15 with the wind chill factor. But Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said that it felt more like minus 40, as she spent much of the game face down on the frozen Lambeau Field turf.
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Miley Cyrus is livid after hearing that Beyonce attacked her by calling her a peckerhead. Beyonce also stated that the reason why Miley has turned into such a spoiled brat is because she basic...
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Funny story:  The San Diego Chargers Defeat The Cincinnati Bengals and Will Now Meet The Denver Broncos

The San Diego Chargers Defeat The Cincinnati Bengals and Will Now Meet The Denver Broncos

CINCINNATI - Paul Brown Stadium was not a happy place after the final gun sounded and the home town Cincinnati Bengals fell to the San Diego Chargers 27-10. Many Bengals fans sadly commented that the stadium kind of resembled a bakery shop with fo...
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Funny story:  Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - The Russian-flagged ship MV Akademic Shokalskiy has encountered some "problematic issues" after one of Al Gore's climate science projects began its tests. In simple terms, the southern-hemisphere Summer welcomed them with an icy e...
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Funny story:  New Windows 11 voice operated system only available in Welsh Language version

New Windows 11 voice operated system only available in Welsh Language version

Developers at America's "Silicon Valley" say getting computers to understand and speak Welsh was a challenge but a £30,000,000 grant from Rumania had helped towards developing a more sophisticated system of sound from the latest Welsh only edition of...
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