Funny story:  Church of Scientology to Combine With Sears & Roebuck

Church of Scientology to Combine With Sears & Roebuck

Clearwater, FL The Church of Scientology and Sears & Roebuck have both had hard times in the last few years. Scientology has been having lots of members quit, and Sears has been having many old customers quit. "We feel that since we are both...
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Funny story:  GOP:  "Stop Feeding Poor Kids Lunch and We'll Extend Benefits for the Long-term Unemployed"

GOP: "Stop Feeding Poor Kids Lunch and We'll Extend Benefits for the Long-term Unemployed"

WASHINGTON, DC--Rep. Al Newtrition, of the Tea Party Caucus in Congress, today announced that the House would be willing to extend unemployment benefits to the long-term unemployed only if the federal government would stop wasting money feeding poor...
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Funny story:  Zut alors! French president's secret slut 'is really his new wife!'

Zut alors! French president's secret slut 'is really his new wife!'

Paris, France - "Zee lady eez no two-dime ho," is how an Élysée Palace spokesman put it, "she eez zee new First Lady of France!" The giant PR admission comes as the French media suddenly upgrades its original 'bit on the side' profile of blond act...
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Funny story:  Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

A Harvard Research Study released today proves that homeless dogs, reguardless of where they live, are better off then the homeless. "Dogs have the unique ability to survive the worst situations" says researcher Doug St. Charles. "Lets face it, d...
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Funny story:  Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma

Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma

Sheriff's deputies in California, with a warrant to search the home of teen pop sensation Justin Bieber, came up short and failed to locate any sign of talent nor the remotest sniff of charisma or charm. Investigators with the Los Angeles County S...
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Funny story:  Spooky how George Dubya Bush festive artefuct predicted new Cardinal Sin, huh?

Spooky how George Dubya Bush festive artefuct predicted new Cardinal Sin, huh?

Crawford, Texarse - A limited edition festive ornament designed by Dubya on sale for ten bucks at the President George W Bush Library & Mausoleum has stunned the world with its uncanny prescience. Described on the center's gift shop website as...
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Funny story:  British man calls police after thieves nick his cannabis plants!

British man calls police after thieves nick his cannabis plants!

A British man, who owned a cannabis plantation in his cellar, called the police while thieves broke into his home after being informed that the owner was just about to have a bumper harvest. The dastardly thieves went down into the cellar and nipp...
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Funny story:  Martin Schwimmer sought in Birmingham, England

Martin Schwimmer sought in Birmingham, England

Doris Claypipe and her husband Dennis from England are just back from vacation in New York City. There, they met a Mr. Gerald Stromberg who had a drink with them at a bar near Central Park. Mr. Stromberg asked them to "say Hi" to his cousin, Mart...
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Funny story:  US Department of Education Eliminates High School Graduation Requirements

US Department of Education Eliminates High School Graduation Requirements

WASHINGTON, DC - The US Department of Education Secretary, Arne Duncan, announced today that Graduation requirements for US high school students would be eliminated to increase the graduation rate. Four new exams that will be required for graduati...
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Funny story:  The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

The Mouse has had enough. Within his realm, The Mouse would be inscribed THE MOUSE, but here on this satire site we are safe from his surveillance and what could be misconstrued as a sign of disrespect. At least for now, that is. For years The Mouse has watched as young upstarts have corroded the Empire that he and his Master have so carefully and painstakingly put together. It is frus...
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Funny story:  More value for money demanded from Royal scroungers

More value for money demanded from Royal scroungers

In a move to bring more accountability to the Royal "non Monarchs" (or scroungers), they will be made to appear on T.V. after Premier League football managers on "Final Score" and give an account of where our hand-outs went for the previous week.
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Funny story:  Man pops empty potato chip packet in Dallas cinema, 50 people wounded

Man pops empty potato chip packet in Dallas cinema, 50 people wounded

In a tragic misunderstanding at the Kennedy Cinema complex in Dallas, a chain reaction was accidentally started when everyone shot the person sitting next to them. It started off as a prank when a man popped an empty chip packet against his hand.
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Funny story:  Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

NEW YORK CITY - Catherine Zeta Jones stated to The Right Coast Revue that her being bipolar has nothing to do with her having decided to end her 13-year marriage to Michael Douglas. Catherine did say that she has always been superstitious about th...
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Funny story:  Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

TRENTON, New Jersey - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has placed the spotlight smack dab on New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie. ASM's Cutter Shiloh said that he has inside information from an unnamed inside source that the governor o...
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Funny story:  Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama

Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has responded to White House reports that allege that she has been sending text messages of a personal nature to President Obama. The very pretty prime minister did admit that she...
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Funny story:  The Ducks In Steamboat Springs, Colorado Are Acting Downright Weird

The Ducks In Steamboat Springs, Colorado Are Acting Downright Weird

STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, Colorado - The city of Steamboat Springs has been engulfed in one heck of a cluster of marijuana clouds that just seems to linger over the town located in Northwestern Colorado. Officer Reggie Danzerdust, 42, with the Steamboat...
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Funny story:  Kaley Cuoco of The Big Bang Theory Explains Why She Married Down

Kaley Cuoco of The Big Bang Theory Explains Why She Married Down

HOLLYWOOD - Kaley Cuoco is on The Big Bang Theory which is one of the most popular shows in LaLaLand. The 28-year-old actress who plays a ditsy waitress on television just got married on New Year's Eve. Kaley told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom...
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Funny story:  Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Word filtering out of the dean's office at Ohio State University is that the school could be relocating to Denver, Colorado. An inside source stated that the college board of regents is considering the move due to the fact that th...
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Funny story:  PETA Wants To Meet With The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus

PETA Wants To Meet With The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus

NORFOLK, Virginia - The executive director with PETA, Mimosa Ledbetter, recently stated on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that her group would like to have a nice friendly meeting with the representatives of the world's biggest circus, The Ringling Brother...
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Funny story:  The Top 10 Headlines of 2013

The Top 10 Headlines of 2013

The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency based in Chicago has compiled a list of the top 10 headlines of 2013. ADGA Spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox stated that he sat down with several entertainment publications and news agencies and went over thousands of headlines. The group that Buckleybox met with consisted of Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle T...
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Funny story:  e-Bay Chief Defends Kissing Devil's Behind

e-Bay Chief Defends Kissing Devil's Behind

E-Bay CEO, John Donahoe today issued a press release explaining why a picture at auction of a women kissing satan's posterior, along with other auctions that had devil worship with sexual content, was allowed on the mega-corporation's auction site.
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