Funny story:  Book Review - Looking For Alaska

Book Review - Looking For Alaska

Looking For Alaska by John Green Good book, but save a lot of time by just looking at a map. Alaska is somewhere near Canada. I hear it is a fantastic country, though they never win medals at the Olympics but, as far as I know, Alaska is a friendly country and never been at war with anyone. So if you are really looking for Alaska head towards Canada and then go east. I have devised a new ra...
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Funny story:  Book Review - Exodus

Book Review - Exodus

Exodus by Leon Uris I have to admit I was a little confused about this book. About 96% of the way in I was enjoying it immensely but then realized it bears no resemblance to the movie version. There were no spinning heads, no priests, no girls possessed by demons and the Exodus of the title didn't make an appearance once. It just goes to show how Hollywood can totally misinterpret things...
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Funny story:  The World Food Coalition Needs Food

The World Food Coalition Needs Food

DUBLIN, Ireland - The World Food Coalition has been in existence since October 15, 1944. And in that time it has provided food to virtually every country in the world, except for the United States, England, and the African country of Dutch West Wa...
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Funny story:  Piers Morgan To Be Replaced By Soft Furnishings

Piers Morgan To Be Replaced By Soft Furnishings

Arrogant British twit, Piers Morgan, is to be replaced by a cushion and a chintzy throw on his now axed American talk show. The wobbly faced argument maker, publicly hated in the UK, has worked hard to make the US public hate him just as much. Wit...
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Funny story:  Curse of the Kennedys: Kerry's DUI copycat prang dilemma

Curse of the Kennedys: Kerry's DUI copycat prang dilemma

New York - There's something running in the Kennedy family's veins other than blood a court in White Plains, New York heard today as Robert F Kennedy's daughter Kerry pleaded Not Guilty to drug driving and other vehicle related stuff. The 50-some...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Celebrates

Justin Bieber Celebrates

Justin Bieber was a happy lad after reading in an old magazine that there was a man in a circus act years ago who did trick farts! "I had never heard of him but this wasn't made up, it was true", he told a friend. Justin's friend is one of many...
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Funny story:  James Bond disqualified for killing without a current licence

James Bond disqualified for killing without a current licence

James Bond was arrested in Knightsbridge yesterday for killing a North Korean spy without a licence. Under the totting up system his driving licence was also suspended for three years. Bond, from MI6 told officers, "I knew the licence to kill...
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Funny story:  Local Man Blamed For Grandmother's Death

Local Man Blamed For Grandmother's Death

Wilbert Flannery was accused by his family of killing his grandmother so he could inherit her house and money she had hid around the house. After the Williamsburg, Alabama resident was taken in by police, they had to let him go because of lack of...
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Funny story:  Washington brains resume call for regime change in Syria via good guy militants,  sanctions, and crystal ball deliberations

Washington brains resume call for regime change in Syria via good guy militants, sanctions, and crystal ball deliberations

Led by the Albright Stonebridge Group (ASG) and its Chairman, Samuel "Sandy" Berger, new neo-con thinking has emerged looking forward on US interests in the current Syria tragedy. Mr. Berger believes a revitalized combination of approaches is need...
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Funny story:  Book Review - Les Misérables

Book Review - Les Misérables

Les Misérables - by Victor Hugo. Okay, if you can over the fact that this version is not a musical and there is no singing or songs in the book then it is actually not bad. To compensate I hummed songs from the original stage version to myself continually while reading the book. Obviously this did upset some people, my fellow movie goers, as, for some unfathomable reason I was reading thi...
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Funny story:  Book Review - A Reliable Wife

Book Review - A Reliable Wife

I read this book in the hope I could maybe teach MY wife to be a bit more reliable. It is absolutely no fun at all to come home from a hard days work and realize that your wife, who has been home all day, has NOT made dinner. Instead she has spent the day looking after Enrique the pool boy, who apparently felt faint, and had to spend the whole day in bed, my bed, with my wife - who was also feelin...
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Funny story:  Book Review - Une vie

Book Review - Une vie

It took me 3 days to read this book but at then of the day I really had no idea what it was about, who the characters were nor did I get the plot. Probably because it was written in French and I don't understand French one bit. "C'est la vie" (Whatever that means. I would suggest, to all would be authors, irrelevant of your country of origin, the language you speak or anything else, that, y...
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Funny story:  Book Review - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Book Review - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

I loved this book and it had special meaning for me. Last week I flew from New York to Hong Kong and my luggage got lost. Three days later my suitcase turned up but I found out that my bag had been to Amsterdam, Paris, Sydney, Delhi and Rio! I had only packed boxer shorts, socks and a few T-Shirts. So my "pants" had indeed become travelling pants, they had traveled the world! So, I though...
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Funny story:  Book Review - Captain Nemo: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and the Mysterious Island

Book Review - Captain Nemo: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and the Mysterious Island

Captain Nemo: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and the Mysterious Island Yet another example of how Hollywood can totally misinterpret classic novels. I read this book while in hospital, recuperating after an unsuccessful operation to cure my ignorance and stupidity. That though, is besides the point and a totally another story. Anyway, after reading the book I rented the movie and oh, how an...
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Funny story:  Latest Results in Global Math & Science Scores Shows US Students at Bottom of Heap

Latest Results in Global Math & Science Scores Shows US Students at Bottom of Heap

Brussels - The Worldwide Technical Assessment Institute (WTAI) announced today the latest results in international testing of high school students on general knowledge of math and science. As expected, the highest scores came from China, South Kor...
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Funny story:  Woody Allen Talks About The Rumor He Fathered A Child With Marilyn Monroe

Woody Allen Talks About The Rumor He Fathered A Child With Marilyn Monroe

NEW YORK CITY - Woody Allen, who is 78-years-old, told Larry King during an appearance on The Viagra View that he is beginning to feel like a damn punching bag. Allen, who has been married to his step-daughter Soon-Yi-Previn for 16 years, has been...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Pathetic?

Miley Cyrus Pathetic?

That's the word that's going around and it's really sad, most critics are saying. Being weird and nasty was once a way to get attention or being eccentric but this is all ham. It went through it's phase several years ago and even Madonna looks lik...
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Funny story:  Julianne Hough Confesses That She Still Misses Ryan Seacrest

Julianne Hough Confesses That She Still Misses Ryan Seacrest

LOS ANGELES - Now that American Idol has returned to its live telecasts, Julianne Hough has said that she really and truly misses her ex-boyfriend and the host of American Idol Ryan Seacrest. The 25-year-old dancer said that she tried to get back...
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Funny story:  Colorado Girl Scouts Hold Huge Protest Rally Outside of Marijuana Dispensary

Colorado Girl Scouts Hold Huge Protest Rally Outside of Marijuana Dispensary

Denver, CO As the Colorado Girl Scouts of America organization announced a ban on selling cookies outside of marijuana dispensaries, thousands of Girl Scouts around the nation showed up in Denver to protest. They gathered in the area outside of the l...
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Funny story:  'Sorry we got busted, boys' Swiss bank boss tells Senate Committee

'Sorry we got busted, boys' Swiss bank boss tells Senate Committee

Washington - The head of the Swiss FistCredit Bank deeply regrets that some of his managers got caught operating what had been an extremely successful, long-running scam. Speaking before the Senate Select Misappropriations Committee today Hans in...
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Funny story:  Scottish Labour to be genetically modified

Scottish Labour to be genetically modified

Scottish Labour today announced that it is to be genetically modified in a bold attempt to prevent it from becoming extinct. Leader Johann Lamont launched the initiative from the Glasgow Science Centre, where she says the idea first entered her...
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Funny story:  Civil War Sitcom Put On Hold

Civil War Sitcom Put On Hold

ANBC have announced that they are delaying broadcast of their new sitcom "It's Always Sunny In Gettysburg" because they feel 'it's still too soon'. Filming of the first season, which took place before a live studio audience, was completed last Ju...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un To Meet With Cuba's President Raul Castro

Kim Jong Un To Meet With Cuba's President Raul Castro

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, has just accepted an offer from Cuban President Raul Castro to meet with him next month in Havana, Cuba. The two world leaders have set the historic meeting for April 1, which intere...
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Funny story:  Cardinal Baloney Invites AZ Legislators To St. Paddy's Parade

Cardinal Baloney Invites AZ Legislators To St. Paddy's Parade

Cardinal Baloney of New York has invited Arizona lawmakers who passed a gay bashing bill to march in the upcoming St. Patrick's Day parade. The march along the city's Fifth Avenue is the largest parade in the Western world. The invited lawmakers...
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Funny story:  Colorado Governor Chickencooper hails pollution-busting scheme

Colorado Governor Chickencooper hails pollution-busting scheme

Denver, Colorado - "The atmosphere here in the Highest State has significantly improved since we banned toxic nocturnal emissions," the Colorado Governor said today, "many of which were contributing to the uh, glow ball warming effect." Hickenloop...
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Funny story:  Tabloid Names And Shames World's Top Heterosexual

Tabloid Names And Shames World's Top Heterosexual

A day after a Ugandan tabloid newspaper came out with a list of what it called the country's top homosexuals. A tabloid has come out with its own list, naming and shaming heterosexuals. The cover of the Daily Sun newspaper read, "EXPOSED! World's...
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Funny story:  NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Johnson Space Center is that there are rumblings within NASA regarding the name of the Milky Way. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb let the space center news media know that there are some upper echelon officials wit...
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Funny story:  The NFL Says Arizona Could End Up Losing Next Year's Super Bowl XLIX (49)

The NFL Says Arizona Could End Up Losing Next Year's Super Bowl XLIX (49)

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the National Football League said that the football commissioner is closely monitoring the situation in Arizona. Governor Jan Brewer, 69, of the Desert State is considering signing a bill which would allow busine...
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Funny story:  Alec Baldwin Says He's Never Ever Talking To The Media Again - Yeah Right, And Kirstie Alley Will Never Ever Eat Another Cookie

Alec Baldwin Says He's Never Ever Talking To The Media Again - Yeah Right, And Kirstie Alley Will Never Ever Eat Another Cookie

NEW YORK CITY - Alec Baldwin has received many awards but his biggest one is the one the news media bestowed upon him, The Biggest Egomaniacal Jerk In The USA. Baldwin, who is 55 going on 15, seems to think that he is the greatest actor since Juli...
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Funny story:  Christmas T.V. jeopardised as U.K. runs out of Ronnies

Christmas T.V. jeopardised as U.K. runs out of Ronnies

With the biggest loss of Ronnies in history in 2014, T.V. is being rocked to the core by man made "Ronnie warming". Ronnies, Barker and Biggs are just two of the 6,000 Ronnies who have faded away in the last ten years. Experts blame man made "...
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Funny story:  The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

DENVER - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just informed the public about a new item that Major League Baseball's Colorado Rockies will be selling at their food concession stands. Dottie Bazooka with SBID said that the Rockies organization has gi...
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Funny story:  Wedding Bells for Kenny Blankenship and "Olga from Volga"

Wedding Bells for Kenny Blankenship and "Olga from Volga"

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Despite threats from Russian police authorities to imprison the mysterious "Olga from Volga", one of the two female kidnappers of Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, she is headed down the aisle instead. At a press conference today,...
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Funny story:  Track Meet in Reverse at U of O's Hayward Field

Track Meet in Reverse at U of O's Hayward Field

EUGENE, OREGON - University of Oregon athletic officials have announced a new track meet in honor of Steve Prefontaine, a world-class middle and long distance runner, who along with Frank Shorter, Bill Rodgers, and Jim Ryun generated a running boom i...
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Funny story:  Officials find Canadian women's hockey team guilty of pie gifting their American Rivals

Officials find Canadian women's hockey team guilty of pie gifting their American Rivals

It was a remarkable evening when the Canadian women's olympic hockey miraculously won a gold medal in Sochi games on Thursday, February 20, 2014. After being down 1-0 going in the third period, the Canadians felt no need to give up as they had a clev...
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Funny story:  Square root of minus one is an imaginary number,  Stephen Hawking says

Square root of minus one is an imaginary number, Stephen Hawking says

Professor Stephen Hawking. has disclosed that maths teachers have been kidding about J, the square root of minus one. It apparently does not exist in the natural universe. A market trader from Basildon blew the whistle on the myth on Saturday mor...
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Funny story:  Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Two men who have been arrested on suspicion of sexually abusing cows are claiming that the cows not only agreed to the abuse but encouraged it. One of the men is accused of trying to have sex with several of the animals while another man, filmed...
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